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I saw a medical assistant at an Army hospital today with a picture of Army Pepe on his lanyard. So I assume he will soon be discharged or worse for "extremism."

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That's so fucking America. And remember when we had energy independence and peace breaking out all over the middle east and China knew their fucking place and America was prosperous?

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I mean, I am offended just by the name of one of the biggest traitors to the Republic.

Don't dox yourselves. But it seems as if this place leans heavily male. Of the two genders there are.

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President Donald J. Trump.

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My son's 2nd grade class is learning about George Washington. Boy, that hits me in the feels. The book he's reading says "Washington believed America had a bright future." My son looked at me and said, "Mommy, is this the bright future?" Yes, I fucking lied. Then he came across the fact that Washington served 8 years and said, "That's four years longer than normal presidents." Um...yeah. Forget the second term for now; I just want Trump to get the FIRST term he deserves.

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A lot of people keep saying that's all we wanted, and it is. But an audit would have shown that President Trump won in a YUGE landslide and the Democrats cheated bigly. And the traitors were all too deep in the steal to endanger it at any point.

It's too bad, because they could have called it off, allowed an audit, and had their underlings take the fall with some slaps on the wrist. That's what they always get, right? And then America would have been stronger and more prosperous than ever.

Now the number of pissed-off Americans is just going to grow as people lose their jobs and businesses and get nothing that Xiden promised them in exchange for their votes. Make no mistake; we're going to return to where we were headed on Nov. 3. It's just going to be a lot harder and a whole lot worse for everyone who's complicit in this coup.

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They're having a "listening session" about these meaningless SJW talking points today. I wonder how long I could tell them how much bullshit this is before they kick me out.

Pussies or guns?

Asking for no reason.

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I think Reagan might have been, but I was really young during his administration. By "legitimate," I mean a real patriot who put(s) America and Americans first. I think most of the early ones were good. I'm pretty sure Teddy Roosevelt was legit, too. Who else?

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I fucking love my President, too.

I doubt even "Dr." Jill Biden tells her husband she loves him.

Past presidents, senators, governors , judges, I don't care. They brought this on themselves.

I just started seeing a lot of commercials for some company that makes bras for small chests, or some shit like that. First I said, wrong fucking demographic. Then I realized all the women talking about their "embarrassing" flatness were Asian. That's so blatantly racist, I'm going to throw some flaming debris through the window of a CVS.

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With one or two exceptions.

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When GEOTUS was there for the coof? Yeah. That would NEVER happen with any of the swamp rats sitting in judgment of him. Nobody would even send a card. I hope the fucking faggots choke on their bile.

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Then she proceeded to tell them that she watched that rat bastard Fauxi talk about how fast this "vaccine" was produced, and that it set a record. Yeah, it was TRUMP who did that, no thanks to that lying swamp weasel.

Once upon a time there was a girl called America. She started dating a guy called Uniparty. He wasn't great, but she felt he was the best she could find. She'd essentially raised herself, so she didn't really know what a good relationship looked like.

Then a new guy moved to town. His name was Maga. Uniparty immediately saw that Maga was a threat, so he and his friend Big Media started spreading lies about Maga so that America wouldn't like him anymore. But it didn't work, and America eventually left Uniparty for Maga.

At first Uniparty wasn't worried; he was sure Maga would disappoint America and she would leave him and return to Uniparty. However, Maga was genuine, as was his love for America. He always listened to her and put her needs first. She never realized it was possible to have a relationship like this, and that she could feel so loved and cherished.

Uniparty, who had never stopped trying to get America to believe horrible lies about Maga, saw the strength and authenticity of the love between the two. He was mad with jealousy, as he knew America would never feel they way about him that she felt about Maga. So Uniparty and his parents, New World Order and Deep State, got his cousin, FBI, to create some false charges against Maga to separate him from America for good.

To be continued...

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My 11-year-old said this to me while we were getting lunch. That's true, especially in light of current events. She went on to say that she just watched a video (I think it was on YouTube, but it might have been a school assignment. I'll have to find out when she's done with school) where the mayor of a town brought in a bunch of rats to, in her words, "make people think there was a problem. Then he used cameras to make sure people stayed in their houses."

I told her things like that happen in real life. They're happening right fucking now (I didn't say that part).

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By making mask usage mandatory on any military installation, even if you're jogging by yourself at 3 am. Because they can, I guess.

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And I come to this quote by a demon in the 8th circle, about grifters in the city of Lucca:

"I planted a harvest of them in that city: everyone there is a grifter except Bonturo. There 'Yes' is 'No' and 'No' is 'Yes' for a fee."

According to the translator's notes, Bonturo was the most avid grifter of them all. Obviously that was not the last time Satan sowed a city with grifters.

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That's not their fucking job. Not that they ever do any of their fucking jobs. That faggot piece of shit John Roberts says the shampeachment is unconstitutional. That should be enough to put an end to it. If the system worked at all.

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They can scrub every single mention of fraud in the 2020 election, and every sordid, disgusting story about the Biden crime family. They obviously have the resources to stop the exploitation of children (and adults) on their platform; they just have no interest in doing it.

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My husband's boss' boss, who probably reports directly to some swamp-dwelling bottom-feeder, took some time out of a meeting yesterday to ask everyday about their favorite Superbowl ads. Then she proceeded to gush about that obscenely political Jeep commercial. When he shared this story with me, I said, "This is why women shouldn't vote."

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If you're in any way acknowledging Chinese New Year, and you are not Chinese, you are committing cultural appropriation and are LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER!!!

Srsly, though, IDGAF. I think it's nice that other ethnicities care enough to celebrate our biggest holiday.

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