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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do they always choose a new name that's identifiably feminine or masculine if they transition?

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coolhandcuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

I once heard that an identification test is a simple question: "Do you want to change the world?"

If you respond to that question with something like - that is so embarrassing and lame that you don't want to continue the conversation, then you're an Xer.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm so stunning and brave, I'm writing this under a pseudonym."

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her dresses that resemble drapery and shower curtains are at the cleaners.

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coolhandcuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or a time when everyone you knew watched "America's Funniest Home Videos" which mostly consisted of guys getting whacked in the crotch and people's pants falling down.

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coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Had teachers who had about as much computer experience as you so you just kind of muddled along when you had a problem.

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coolhandcuke 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got very excited when the DJ finally identified the song that just came out and you loved so you could get Mom to drive you to the mall and buy the tape.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember learning that people used to go visit mental hospitals to gawk at the inmates. This is similar.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Judy Blume has a scene in one of her books where the bullies try to make an overweight girl eat a chocolate ant. You're not supposed to sympathize with the bullies.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was that the time she wore khakis and a white dress shirt, as well, and then someone found a photo of Obama in a similar outfit? LOL.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary wears some odd beach outfits, but this is really bad.

My third grade teacher was cleaning out her stuff at the end of the year and she gave me some crepe paper that she didn't need and I put it between the spokes of my bike. It looked like that except it was a different color.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Justin have mirrors on his shoes?

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coolhandcuke 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tommy Tutone has entered the chat.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's very easy to learn. I could do it as a kid just because I liked it, not because I was worried about stereotypes. It's like any other skill - buy a book or watch You Tube. What an idiot.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

I usually say I'm not sure but give a vague date. My doctor doesn't like this, but I really have no need to keep track of the exact dates.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came here to say this. It was a close call when he had two scoops of ice cream and dumped all the fish food in the pond at once, but this is the final straw.

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coolhandcuke 24 points ago +24 / -0

Same. I also heard Mark Zuckerberg covers up his camera with tape.

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coolhandcuke 20 points ago +20 / -0

During the pandemic I was informed at a store I patronize with a straight face that I could not bag my groceries because - danger, but then at the second store, I had to do my own bagging from now on because that was safer.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Bullet Train" was cool. Except for the obligatory part where a five foot woman takes down Pitt, at least temporarily.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

When half your Cabinet looks like it escaped from the loony bin, it's disturbing.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to Don Jr., he once tried to block Trump from acquiring a property to build a hotel on that was such an eye sore that no activists bothered to protest it's being fixed up.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

I also once saw some slash fic about Pete B. and his boyfriend. I'm not making this up.

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