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Can we please stop using "Trans."? Just say a boy punched a girl. A man committed a crime and was allowed to be with women inmates. Etc.
Remove all the nonsense and cut to the chase.
Patient: "Doc, the voices keep telling me the CIA is after me."
Doc:"Oh my god. You are truly in danger. You must hire a bodyguard at once."
I read Amazon reviews for his latest novel. So many say they are libs and think the book is a mess because they don't want to be lectured to.
Peter Dinklage might get upset if they did. Can't have that.
Probably why Rose McGowan got a buzz cut in the nineties. Beats chopping off her tits, though.
The kid from "Kindergarten Cop" has entered the chat.
Yes, it's a myth that Napoleon was super short.
I'm surprised he doesn't get stopped, "Sir, I believe the gym is that way. You must have gotten mixed up."
Someone suggested this in the comments of an American Thinker piece today on this subject. People should wear buttons that say, "I'm with Fetterman."
How many were in the baggie?
They don't work like Tylenol. You need at least a few weeks before they start to be effective.
Attack of the killer Twinkies?
The employees at my local auto body shop dress nicer than Fetterman.
I bet minorities and LGBTs are more affected by trees losing their leaves than white people.
Starbucks used to have chairs for normal vs. plus size people, now all they have are the plus size ones. Wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feels.
Ham Planet's Secret
"When she goes to the beach, no one else gets a tan." Weird Al
The way things were going during the pandemic and the way people who didn't take the vax were being demonized, I actually wondered if they were going to be rounded up and put in quarantine camps. Obviously, it's not the Holocaust, but the dynamics seemed kind of similar. No disrespect meant to those who actually survived the Holocaust.
So true. When I was a kid, and adults would tell me I read really well, it felt like being complimented on being able to walk or to breathe.
I heard that there was a speech they gave to freshmen at Harvard where they assured them, "You are not the one admissions mistake."
"Glee" once had an episode where a gay character was nominated prom "queen" as a cruel joke. How things have changed.
Someone got smacked with the ugly stick.
Men who rape kids aren't too popular in prison. I can see why they'd pretend to be female.
My doctor used to be into recommending vitamins and things like that to stay healthy. Then she changed during the pandemic. I sympathize.
I once heard that Herbert Hoover claimed he was responsible for more jobs being created. He meant that more people were selling apples because they couldn't get anything better.
People post deeply unconvincing photos of themselves on Quora and inevitably get ego massaged with, "OMG, you're so cuuute!" It's sad.
Probably one day, liberal states will allow CPS to remove kids whose parents do not affirm their elfdom.