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Given the popularity of zit popping videos, maybe it's not surprising that so many people are eager to volunteer on social media about their covid shots. We really live in a shame free world nowadays.

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when more and more people start dying or getting seriously ill from the vaccine.

But it will be hard.

have ''American Music,'' by They Might Be Giants playing in their head after hearing about how GF did too many drugs?

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They work great. Now I can actually breathe when I'm in stores that mandate them which is everywhere here.

I know this is cowardly but I'm just one person. Even Rosa Parks had an entire organization behind her supporting her. Must be nice.

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April Fool. Why would our governor indulge in common sense?

Just saw a story saying that the media asked Biden what sweet he would eat first after Lent is over.

Now that's riveting stuff.

Apparently, I share my birthday with Nancy Pelosi. Oh well.

Incidentally, my dad has the identical birthday as Bill Clinton.

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My college reunion is going to be held in cyberspace. Also one of the workshops I can attend is "Equity." I'm not making this up.

I don't think I'll be attending somehow.

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I noticed they had "President Trump," and just "Joe Biden." Made me laugh though I'm not giving them any kind of huge donation right now.

We've gone from having a cool uncle who we respect even though he's a lot of fun to a senile bumbling uncle who needs to have an intervention to step down for the sake of his health - and America's.

Sigh.

I expect him to sign an EO making "Macarena" the national anthem. Seriously

Anyone feel like we're playing a world-wide game of "Mother, may I?"

"May I go into a store to purchase something?"

"No, you don't have your mask! Go back to the start."

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get his presidential physical including a mental exam? Or will they wriggle out of that, too?

For getting some truly hideous plastic surgery. Every time I start thinking wrinkles are the end of the world, I remind myself that at least I don't have to go around permanently looking as if I'd been zapped with a cattle prod.

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Or something. They were standing out in the snow with signs looking kind of sad. I'm very confused. I thought as soon as Trump left, they'd settle down. It was all his fault for not denouncing white supremacy, right?

I wonder if Alyssa Milano still wants to extend that olive branch.

I think when all this is over, he will get off pretty lightly because he is clearly suffering from dementia. Unlike the Dems, Trump has a heart and probably won't go after him directly.

I once read that Reagan in his latter days liked to clean the pool at the place where he lived perhaps because he was once a lifeguard. I have a similar picture of Biden's aides playing along with him that he's still president and in the Oval Office. Ah well

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Who will Trump pick as his veep? Still Pence?

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There's a house I pass daily which has had a Biden flag about a year. It now appears to be permanently gone, but the house next door still has its "Fuck Biden" flag flying. I wonder if there's some buyer remorse there?

If you got a call saying that there was a 99 percent chance you'd receive a huge sum of money if you stopped what you were doing and walked ten miles with a one percent chance of being injured by a car would you do it?

I would, but so many people are no longer willing to do the activities they enjoy because there is a one percent chance they could get temporarily sick. Or they no longer have the option anymore.

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The first black representative to Congress was a Republican. It took the Democrats much longer for them to do the same thing for their party.

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Every time I see news about Dr. Richard Levine accompanied by a photo, I start laughing. It's like a Monty Python sketch come to life. Scary, sad and a little humorous.

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But hatred really does eat you up. Just saw a photo of Nancy Sinatra, she now bears a strong resemblance to Porky Pig. Aren't there any good looking liberal women out there? It's scary.

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What it must be like to know you got away with helping to rig a presidential election. Obviously, some won't care and will have no problem justifying what they did. But other people - especially if they come to have buyer's remorse - might be in for some soul searching. What if someone they know loses their job thanks to Biden, and they realize it's partly their fault?

Just rambling, I guess. I wouldn't like to have that on my conscience.

I have decided that everyone who voted for Biden is responsible for the National Guard having to sleep in a parking garage and I must cut them off immediately. Because they are irredeemably bad people who deserve it, maybe even literally Hitler.

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