So now cupcakes are miserable, mad, hateful, angry and violent? I don’t know, but they look tasty to me.

I do the same thing when I’m at the marina. There’s a navy base next door.

Don’t need a book to make the case, because I don’t care if you assimilate or not. It’s to your benefit to do so, not mine.

This is stupid. Both of those things can be true at the same time. Ukraine is a regional conflict and Putin can be a war criminal.

Lincoln didn’t create the Republican Party.

Yeah I’m sure merrick garland would get right on that.

Nah, I’ll pass. They can scan my asshole.

Hey! You take that back right now. Hot pockets are the kind of garbage dreamed up by American food corporations in order to inflict as much pain and suffering as possible. Fake ass ingredients that turn into molten lava that squirts out the sides and melts holes in the corner of your mouth when you bite into one. Unless you’re a starving college student stuck working in the lab at 2 in the morning and the only food available is the hot pocket in the vending machine at the end of the corridor, they aren’t fit for human consumption, but college students aren’t human so fuck’em.

Empanadas on the other hand are something completely different. They’re typically hand made, crispy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, come in a variety of sizes, and are filled with a wide array of real and delicious fillings. Empanadas are what hot pockets would be if they weren’t fake fucking shit made in some fucking factory by fucking machines, marketed by evil fucking people, over priced because of some fucking ceo, and skimped on because of fucking accountants.

Fuck hot pockets.

Wow! We’ve never had any chemical plants blow up in Texas before. It must be some kind of conspiracy.

Lock him up, and add election interference to the charges.

I’ll see your bill, and raise you a first amendment motherfuckers.

Aww, looks like facts hurt your fee fees. Boo boo. Try crying more.

You obviously don’t understand the meaning of that word.

The only reality you’re dealing with is the fact that you are a friggin idiot.

Or buy a sailboat and stock it well.

Yeah, I did my time in Texas. I didn’t lose anything there, so y’all enjoy. And if I were to ever return there, it wouldn’t be to Waco.

Interesting note about the mount Carmel shootout, is that it wasn’t the first. David Koresh and his band of break away branch davidians gained possession of mount Carmel via a shootout. What the govt did was completely fucked up, but koresh and his band of fucked up cultist thugs were not peaceful. They took that compound by force from the people that built it. The only innocents were the children. The rest of them were a band of violent thugs, so fuck them.

Oh, now that was an unfortunate metaphor. You’ve stumbled upon one of those things that literally depends on diversity for its strength. For most applications, pure gold is too soft. That’s why most jewelry for example is 14k gold. You can get 18k gold jewelry but it depends on what kind of jewelry, because even 18k is terribly susceptible to damage and wear.

That said, my response only pertains to your metaphor, and your choice of gold. The sociological claim that diversity is our strength is complete nonsense.

Oh piss off with your stormfuck bullshit.

Wait, I thought race was a social construct. Did it change?

Both of those signs are false.

For the vast amounts of great outdoor places to go hiking, camping, 4 wheeling, skiing, etc., all free of the street shitters.

I’m sick of getting taped by a whole lot of crap.

There are a whole lot of things I want, and prosecuting Trump on bullshit charges isn’t on the list.