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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m taking my vacation budget to build a media room in my house. Any work I can’t do myself I’m contracting with based pedes to do. I can really see myself sipping my Bang Energy and browsing for rare, night-shift pepes on a 120” screen.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the holy trinity of raycis. Appointment required, ID and insurance card. Surprised this tent isn’t a pile of ash right now.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 3 points ago +3 / -0

I ended up doing like 7 or 8 coats. I watched tons of DYC and one thing I learned was don’t put it on too thin or you’ll hate taking it off. When I took off the dip, it was one big sheet. Easy peasy.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plastidip has a 100% survival rate if you put it on thick enough. I had some on my race wheels that lasted 4 seasons of hard autocross racing.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was replacing bricks where a vent duct was removed and used an angle grinder. I held my breath and cut the mortar lines and when I was about to pass out, ran 20 feet away where I fingered the air was cleaner. I was told masks don’t work so I had to piss with the cock I got.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diversity hire wahmens of colored got xir’s ship stuck because it exceeded dimensions for passage.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are the odds these 2 shooting were with handguns? We all know if an “assault rifle” was used in either one, that shit would be on the news non fucking stop.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +2 / -1

replace the brace with a stock. Then it’ll be really American AF.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 6 points ago +6 / -0

Might have to order lunch for the office from the plano location...

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve been WFH and I don’t shower for days. I don’t put on pants for days. This is Xiden’s America.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is dindu nuffin next? Can we axe them that?

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wait until the blacks figure out this whole internet thing. Wooooo updoots for days!

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Took extra time putting my daughter to bed so I didn’t have to endure watching this with my wife and the in-laws. Knew I only had to drag it out for like 20 minutes. And I was right. The left is so predictable.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m guessing 10% were pedes checking to see how many people were watching.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he do this interview from a Caribbean resort?

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m a civil engineer who designs water and wastewater distribution and transmission systems. I wouldn’t want some foreigner in charge of those designs. They should be hack the SCADA like everyone else.

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