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covfefe_in_ur_cup 5 points ago +5 / -0

What fishing channels do you watch? I’m trying to get better at catching big ol pond bass.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

My trick to lose weight this year. Eat less. Move more. I’m proud to say I have zero bed shits. Down 25 lbs so far and have done zero exercise. I seem to be plateauing so I might need to get on the rower.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 5 points ago +5 / -0

If boycotting liberal businesses is a terrorisms, then aloha snackbar motherfucker!

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t they just identify as debt free? Or “declare” bankruptcy like on the office?

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drunk Failin may be a close relative of Nancy pelosi. Proof is that roll call the other night. Good thing there were no open flames nearby.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can they take over the BLM HQ or did blackrock already scoop that up for pennies on the dollar?

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE aren’t at the debt ceiling. The government is. My signature isn’t on those promissory notes. Sounds like the government needs to get on that beans and rice, rice and beans budget.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly. My body weight plus 3 130L duffles packed to the gills with shit I’ll inevitably never use on my trip would still weigh less than just that land whale’s body weight.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 16 points ago +16 / -0

“Healthy” is gonna hit them in the mouth when they have to get both legs amputated.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

First they rig their diesel engines during emissions testing and now steering people away from coal powered cars?!?! Are they trying to destroy the planet?!?! Literally Hitler!

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kennedy was on FNC if I remember correctly.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 14 points ago +16 / -2

wHiTe HaTs ArE iN cOnTrOl

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

We called it Wall Ball and used racquetballs. Instead of racing the ball to the wall, you were the target until you touched the wall. If you swatted the ball away, it was Butts Up for you.

I can still hear that TING sound the racquetball made when it bounced off kids. Glory days for sure.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not in Allen. 80% White and white-adjacent (asian)

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 42 points ago +48 / -6

It’s on the tip of my nose. Let me put my little thinking cap on.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 0 points ago +1 / -1

Doesn’t CA burn down every year? Or is that only when a Republican is president?

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

DW grifting off boomers is a tale as old as time.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

There should be tranny leagues where 41-50% of the sportball games never finish.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I’m having a moment!

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 15 points ago +15 / -0

#metoo

Usenet subscription and Plex media server go brrrrrrrr

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wonder if they were in a single party consent state.

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