it's the perfect trap for potus. If he does nothing he looks weak. If he sends in the military, they all throw down their guns and create the perfect photo op to show he's a dictator
As a former liberal myself I know the road you're on. Keep it up. It leads to a glorious place without all the cognitive dissonance I used to have about my values.
Pete walked in on his husband jerking off into a condom. "Oh, Pete!" he said. "I was just packing your lunch!"
Plus he's an actual cannibal
Soymalia. That is the funniest name I've heard for it yet.