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crabsomatic 12 points ago +12 / -0

As a former councilman, I will offer you this. Take no shit from anyone. DO NOT try to be Mr or Mrs Nice Guy (or Gal). It will not work. I've seen it tried and watched it fail EVERY SINGLE TIME. The successful politicians never apologize. They get in and stick with their convictions. You have someone screaming "MY NEIGHBOR CALLED ME A FAGGOT AND REPORTED ME TO CODE ENFORCEMENT". Then you go look at their property and if it's shit, tell them "Clean up your shithole and stop acting like you're entitled to something you're not." Just don't put up with screaming and nutjobs. Which is what you're going to encounter 24 hours a day. Once you try and pacify just ONE, you're doomed. You do what YOU think is right.

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crabsomatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the back of the shirt it says "But not Hillary" lmao (sarcasm)

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crabsomatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

KRIKEY M8, THETS ONE WICKED GOOGLY! YOU 'AVE 2 GO BACK M8.

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crabsomatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

It goes from loving family to them moving & becoming (or hosting) criminals. That's where it breaks down. (Source: I have 3 kids)

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crabsomatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

This election may very well get Biden and KAMela 2 votes. Their own. That's gonna be just about it.

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crabsomatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHY ARE THERE BLUE PILLS IN MY GAME!?

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crabsomatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is fucking GENIUS, and also I love your username. Carry on sir!

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crabsomatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good lord. Those 2 girls that looked about 11 years old "like definitely, like literally, like hate Trump. Like, he's the worst. Like, I can't even". Fucking morons.

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crabsomatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Couldn't continue to work during Covid 19". They work on a computer browser. Don't those work at home? also LOLOLOL

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crabsomatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo, Semite & Thighland. Puts it on my itendierary

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crabsomatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not bad. I'll give you an updoot.

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crabsomatic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking GLORIOUS!

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crabsomatic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also, this is why I'm not renewing my WIRED subscription. It has gotten left leaning just like most other forms of print media. They can suck my fat white cock.

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crabsomatic 7 points ago +7 / -0

The author goes on Twitter. Immediate regrets it. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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crabsomatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who a) still has Facebook, and b) hasn't been perma-banned from Twitter at this point...

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Perma-delete (not just suspend), Facebook.

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crabsomatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just die already so we can all have YET ANOTHER argument about politics and the justice appointments. I CAN'T WAIT! And by "I CAN'T WAIT", I mean I'm really to kms over all this nonsense going on. Just elect Trump on Nov 3 and then nuke the entire planet back to the stone age. i don't care at this point.

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crabsomatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spaghetti, spaghetti .... Do it already?

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