But they are serious about "looking" serious about it.

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Thanks, u/SaltySavage!

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Thanks, u/sweeswee14!

Talk about a new twist on vaccidents.

From the article, here's the answer to the question on everybody's mind:

Per the Post and Courier, Clemson University in 2021 “required proof of vaccination for students and staff who want to be exempt from wearing masks, weekly testing and mandatory quarantine that has been the resting state of campus life for a year now.”

And here's the only other case I've ever heard of:

Previously, rap star Nicki Minaj shared that her cousin in Trinidad won’t get the Covid-19 vaccine because his friend’s testicles became swollen after taking it.

And here's the tweet (nitter link) where I found the article.

Does cutlery count?

That there's some speedy memein', there.

There's a meme in there somewhere -- I can feel it.

They went right over my apartment building. It was loud enough I had to speculate a minute, because the airport's only a couple miles away, but they never fly that low.

For a second, I wondered if some pilot had "suddenlied," and a 747 was fixing to spread itself all over downtown, 9-11 style.

Wasn't any "sonic boom," though.

ikr...at least she's not calling them "deplorables."

I don't know if this is what you're looking for. It's pretty sciency for a term paper, but it does have this:

CDC’s COVID-19 prevention recommendations no longer differentiate based on a person’s vaccination status because breakthrough infections occur, though they are generally mild (16), and persons who have had COVID-19 but are not vaccinated have some degree of protection against severe illness from their previous infection.

Google must have it in for you, because this came right up:

“We need to take these people on, they are often connected to big drug cartels, they are not just gangs of kids anymore. They are often the kinds of kids that are called superpredators. No conscience. No empathy. We can talk about why they ended up that way but first we have to bring them to heel,” Clinton said in 1996.

Here's a nitter link to the tweet if you want to watch the mayhem without needing a twitter account.

I made your hilarious joke into a mostly funny meme.

In America, we call cities like that "the projects," and it's almost never a place anybody wants to go -- unless you're looking for crack, $20 hookers, or to get stabbed ig.

I'm sure that's the case, just like I'm pretty sure the extravagance detailed in the tweet is legit, but I came across this fact-check article that made some pretty good points about it.

-- no "verified" check

-- WHO's @ is "WHO"

-- etc...

I didn't want to spend a lot of time fact-checking the fact-check, because I figure something more appropriate will come across my path sooner or later anyway.

In the meantime, just think of it as a meme!

I made this meme from your hilarity.

Maybe it is bad...for the new ALIEN OVERLORDS!

Average is the new hot.

I made this into a meme for you.

Yeah, between all these conflicting $tudie$, fad diets and fast-food culture, it seems like the more nutritional information that's available, the less healthy people are becoming.

Things to notice:

-- There's about 40 (for real) cops within three blocks of this fracas, many on horses. But none here.

-- The other side of this building is a drug fleamarket/brothel ($20 crack/$20 girls -- not exaggerating)

-- I'm nowhere to be seen in this video, because I quit going down there a year ago.

But she had the body of a 10-yo.

Which is ironic, because a normal person would lie to get out of having to take that sleazy job.

Maybe Jimmy should be teaching the class.

So that's what the "G" stands for!