by MBK2020
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crusadetiem 1 point ago +2 / -1
  1. GHOooOOoSt gUnSssssssSsSsS

  2. How do you like the folding gas tube thinger? Looks like a really neat piece of kit, but I can also imagine it being an excellent booby trap if the soy squads decide to try and disarm you lol

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I personally find Melanie a bit stark in her beauty, where Ivanka is softer looking and that works in her favor.

But - it’s all in the eye of the beholder.

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Das hwhy dey make so many sabores mijo! But I don’t disagree.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of those things depend on how you keep em. In a bag in your pantry you can get a year or three with quality steadily decreasing. Which is actually really decent compared to, like, fruit.

In mason jars or Mylar bags with oxygen absorbers(will run you maybe 75c/jar) you can easily extend that shelf life to pretty much indefinite.

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too many! Your karma is now 8008135!!

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crusadetiem 42 points ago +42 / -0

The ATF is a bunch of thugs. They’re holding the sales records pending a ruling that polymer80 was shipping complete guns, then they’ll try to call all the customers felons and throw the book at them.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, two can play at that game. A mask and a hat make you much harder to spot on camera

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t it neat? The more fascinating the tech, the more stupid the laws governing it have to be. I recall hearing somewhere that in the early days of CB it was (technically?) illegal to talk to someone more than like 200 miles away.

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

They sell ones for what they call ‘type acceptance’.. for instance legal MURS radios can only have the MURS band with MURS channels. The UV5R is an amateur radio so it can do whatever, and the FCC’s amateur license is supposed to dictate what you do with it.

It’s dumb, like gun laws.

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because the founding fathers decreed that to keep this bicycle balanced we need to crank the pedals regularly.

That said, I do maintain the closer we get to curing death, the sooner Jesus comes back.

LET’S A C C E L E R A T E

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel you pede - as a fellow evangelical, I used to be very meh about American exceptionalism, but these past four years have convinced me that the devil is a Democrat.

It’s blasphemy, however. Jesus is a)sinless and b)going to basically melt the world when he comes back. Like, the book says when he blows the whistle errbody is gonna hear it.

Trump is a man, and the popular evangelical narrative tends to compare him more to Cyrus the Persian than the Christ.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t have time to read this right meow but what are the odds he was directed to by trump? Again, let them lay their cards down before you call them cheats.

I’ll be back in a few hours to read the downvotes, just think of this as a bookmark 😆

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, yeah! Almost forgot! Thanks fren :)

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crusadetiem 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now more than ever we need to keep her on the air! Record her every word! The super cut shall blot out the sun!

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Write your local sheriff, constables, etc. ask them to reach out. Experience goes a long way in civil service jobs (in based states..)

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crusadetiem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hiyooooooo!

The fact that this is now a throwback joke just makes me feel so cozy..

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