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crusadetiem 25 points ago +25 / -0

My dad and I talk on the phone because we love each other, but he always wants to turn the discussion to his/CNN’s views on trump. We had a very enlightening discussion when Hunter’s laptop was found, and another when hiden announced the 100 day mask mandate. I suspect I’ll be the one calling him in these next several weeks.

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okokokokokokokok- hear me out.

Pence is a double DOUBLE double agent.

This is some season sixteen, your favorite show jumped the shark type shit BUT ITS REALLY HAPPENING

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crusadetiem 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like to steep my tea in hot water, drink it and compost the bags.

And shoot the bastards who want to tax me on it.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I absolutely read that as March 11th. Doy!!

OK but the rest of my argument stands! Haha.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a tactibro but I do a lot of hand waving at work.

(Points) you (Thumbs up) good? (Assuming “yes, you?” Or “what’s happening?”) (Points) she’s here/down

Then he either sweeps his hand like “stay there we’ve got it” or he’s trying to get the kneeling guy in the tie’s attention, or get the other officer to his left’s attention without bonking kneeling guy. I think maybe the third option because he then pats and points officer 2 to the casualty like “we’re grabbing her and backing out”

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

11 is the chapter, 3 is the verse. Why would 3 be the month and 11 the day? What does March have to do with the elections? Also your math is wrong, the solution is 6066. Also the caption on the simpsons still says 2021 not 2020.

To summarize, fuck outta here with your magicks.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe the word is pareidolia. I’d call it a side effect of living in an ordered universe. Just because you see an order, or a face, or a message, doesn’t mean there is one. Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters etc.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

People can’t argue if they’re dead, sure.

But don’t folks always second guess these things? “Why didn’t you taze him? Why didn’t you just shoot him in the leg?”

Violence is the answer, but it’s still sad because by the time you get to violence you’ve given up (or had taken from you) every better answer.

What’s wrong with waiting til the 20th?

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +2 / -1

I hate that it’s taken so long, but. Would we have known Pence was DS if he hadn’t outed himself at the EC certification? Ugly business, and to right all this will take an absolute buzzer beater three million point 55 yard punt... but I somehow don’t doubt it could still happen.

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try your local shooting range. They have a serious interest in keeping ammo in stock for people that want to shoot there, and they’re steady consumers.

Even if you only get two boxes with a lane rental, maybe just shoot one.

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crusadetiem 4 points ago +4 / -0

And if you kill someone, take theirs! The gun too. Unless yours is the same caliber.

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch for the rise of a new party and support it materially. All your favorites (except pence lol) with the nuts to break away will be grouping together.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skinhead == neonazi, but maybe I’m dating myself. And just bald.

I keep an ear out for that sort of traffic, don’t ask me why I subject myself to it.. they’re more mad at him for siding with Israel on stuff. They mostly view his help to the black community as pissing away money.

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s ok to have an off day, fren.

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crusadetiem 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where? We’re not sure.

Abilene, perhaps.

Why? We’re not sure.

Keep your eyes open.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or feed them fist sandwiches! Ha-ha!

Seriously, as a Christopede I have a deeply ingrained suspicion of making an idol out of anything I like too much. Could be that DJT really is giving up. We don’t know because he can’t tweet :) but if our whole plan hinged on getting him into office and doing fuckall besides, then it was a dumb plan and wouldn’t have worked.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Received and relayed!!

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would it have been worth risking the felony?

...

Yes.

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