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dankmerchant45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Happy my vote counted this time around 👌🏼

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dankmerchant45 30 points ago +30 / -0

I knew one girl like that from a few years ago. Gorgeous, had a crush on her, but it never worked out because our paths were going in different directions. She moved to Seattle, shaved all of her hair, became a lesbian, and is the embodiment of this meme. Sad.

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dankmerchant45 9 points ago +9 / -0

Based on the amount of Trump gear I've seen in Pinellas / Hillsborough / Pasco counties, Florida is red for sure

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dankmerchant45 35 points ago +35 / -0

Is it possible to learn this power?

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dankmerchant45 12 points ago +13 / -1

This is who the spineless woke evangelicals are supporting

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dankmerchant45 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL I'm not voting for the party that destroyed my state

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dankmerchant45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sales / finance... and I'm not going to Orlando hahaha

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dankmerchant45 13 points ago +14 / -1

Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

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dankmerchant45 42 points ago +42 / -0

Marketing Consultant: ✊🏿🏳️‍🌈😤

Otter Pops: What the fuck does this have to do with Otter Pops?

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dankmerchant45 22 points ago +22 / -0

Tyranny is perfectly fine and acceptable as long as it's the left boot on my windpipe

(Sad how many people here where I live are like that)

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dankmerchant45 2 points ago +2 / -0

(In case the text is hard to read)

To whom it may concern:

I saw the tweet regarding the tracked bear with the Trump 2020 sticker attached to its tracking device and have some useful information. In an interview about 2 months ago, Joe Biden made an astute observation that if you are for Trump instead of him, "you ain't black".

Due to this indisputable evidence, it is safe to conclude that the animal in question ain't black... it is not a black bear. What you have here, is a polar bear in disguise. Do you know a place where the natural habitat of polar bears is located? That's right, RUSSIA.

This is not only a polar bear, but a Russian spy and a white nationalist, who is obviously here to influence the outcome of the election. To deal with this situation, I would recommend deporting the polar bear back to Russia, but considering the amount of "Refugees Welcome" signs I saw in my last trip to Asheville, it would probably go against your beliefs, which is understandable. I hope you can all figure out how to coexist peacefully with your Trump supporting Russian polar bear spy.

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dankmerchant45 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fauci is just mad that the written briefings don't have TPS reports at the front of them