So... let me get this straight.
Congress will file articles of impeachment.
If successful, impeachment trial starts in the US Senate.
Trump put on trial. MSM camera tuned in, cameras rolling. Lawyers start their introductions.
GEOTUS whips out a golden UNO reverse card.
"no, u."
Singlehandedly makes UNO the most popular game worldwide, and memes all his political enemies to Guantanamo.
Holy Shit. I'm buying an UNO pack before they sell out.
I got bored. Might as well make the best of it for others!
Backing track: "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
Spotify original
Instrumental
In old D.C. where deals are made,
Man meets machine,
Here's what they say
When you fuck up the Dems,
and they try, try again(s), that's el jefe
When you look oh so young,
and you're still number one, that's el jefe
Stocks will ring bing-bang-bing-bang-bing
bing-bang-bing-bang-bing and you'll sing "MAGA"
Rats get shot, pop-pop-pop-pop-pop
pop-pop-pop-pop-pop with the gun from U.S.A-A-A-A
When you drink Diet Coke,
and the wokes, they all choke, that's el jefe
When you need magic wand,
but you're magic beyond, that's just love,
When you pick the best teams,
and you get all the memes, even Pepe
Scusami, but you see
Back in big old D.C., that's el jefe
When you fuck up the Dems,
and they try, try again(s), that's el jefe
(that's el jefe)
When you look oh so young,
and you're still number one, that's el jefe
(that's el jefe)
Stocks will ring bing-bang-bing-bang-bing
bing-bang-bing-bang-bing and you'll sing "MAGA"
MAGA // MAGA // MAGA
Rats get shot, pop-pop-pop-pop-pop
pop-pop-pop-pop-pop with the gun from U.S.A-A-A-A
(lucky fella)
When you like the green frog,
and she vomits a bog, that's el jefe
(that's el jefe)
When you catch them on tape,
and they have no escape, that's just love,
When you drain the deep state,
and the country's made great, si signore!
Scusami, but you see
Back in big old D.C., that's el jefe
(el jefe)
(that's el jefe)
