by burrito
5
de9ebkmd7 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is a spicy comeback!

10
de9ebkmd7 10 points ago +10 / -0

My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail but I'm headed over. Can you remind me of your address again, I just got a new phone and don't have you in my contacts anymore. Thanks!

1
de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +1 / -0

The CIA and FBI. I would have said the KGB or the Gestapo but the terms "CIA" and "FBI" already have a sufficiently evil reputation to stand on their own.

5
de9ebkmd7 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like the Late Great Rush Limbaugh said of Obama, I hope Biden fails. I do not want America to fail. I want America to succeed and that requires that Biden and the democrats fail to destroy her.

2
de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I can't understand. What language are you speaking?" - Cop

Ebonics lol

1
de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +1 / -0

He isn't claustrophobic in this arrest and easily goes into the back of the squad car. More evidence that he was just high as fuck and tweaking later when he killed himself via overdose.

2
de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Open with the most disgusting picture and if she reacts negatively you can call her a transphobic bigot. "Don't you realize how stunning and brave and beautiful this is?"

Knowing this pics came from 4chan I'm guessing at least one front hole has maggots.

3
de9ebkmd7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send your aunt some pictures of post op trannies so she can truly understand how stunning and brave they are. I don't mean porn with post op trannies I mean videos of the oozing mess now properly called "the front hole" and all the work these victims [1] go through to keep that wound from healing. Maybe you can even find a video of the genital mutilation she is so in favor of.

[1] They are mentally ill victims. Victims of libtard parents like your aunt. Victims of library story time with trannies. Victims of a society that wants to virtue signal off their destruction instead of offering them actual help merely accept the body you have without mutilation. Such horrors committed in the name of tolerance and diversity.

3
de9ebkmd7 3 points ago +3 / -0

It isn't the black actors that suck but the script. The writing is so full of virtue signaling and marxism that it is completely devoid of any entertainment value.

1
de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is why I stopped buying Land-O-Lakes butter and Aunt Jemima syrup too.

1
de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +2 / -1

lol how? Voting doesn't matter or do you think the democrats will magically stop cheating in 2022? The only way we get a majority back is via civil war.

46
de9ebkmd7 46 points ago +47 / -1

If they succeed in taking away our guns there will no longer bee a rifle behind every blade of grass. We will be ripe for invasion because our communist government and military leaders won't defend this land.

4
de9ebkmd7 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will. We all will. Only the oligarchs, the top 1% flourish but even they can be sent to the gulags and erased.

40
de9ebkmd7 40 points ago +40 / -0

Survived the great depression, two world wars, oil shortages in the 70s, and 9/11 only to be closed by the CCP Flu pandemic hoax.

3
de9ebkmd7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every comment like this gets a response like "Did they though?" because democrats cheated and Trump won bigly.

6
de9ebkmd7 6 points ago +7 / -1

They tell us humans evolved out of Africa so we are all black I guess.

(For the record I am a creationist so I don't actually believe the above.)

8
de9ebkmd7 8 points ago +9 / -1

I was actually thinking her profile pick makes her look like Wonderwoman, a badass ready for a fight. I love the fact that Candace goes all mamma bear when someone messes with her family.

8
de9ebkmd7 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need to fight on all fronts if we are to save this country. All fronts.

2
de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suggest your first date be a trip to a gun range. If she is open to it maybe there is a chance you can cure her libtardation. If she freaks out she'll stay away from you forever.

Or maybe she'll report you as a terrorist. Yeah, in hindsight you need to break all contact.

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›