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deadghost0201 19 points ago +19 / -0

"And by the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it gets hot … I got hairy legs that … turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So, I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap." - Joe Biden

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deadghost0201 1 point ago +1 / -0

Space Aliens

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deadghost0201 2 points ago +2 / -0

ROFL!!! This so reminds me of the World Of Warcraft "Funeral Raid." And we're the raiders crashing in the funeral!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WoxLk2g4-w

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deadghost0201 5 points ago +5 / -0

Milo Yiannapolis did a research on the Catholic Church's pedophile group called the "Lavender Mafia." He brought it up when he was interviewed by Jordan Peterson.

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deadghost0201 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. Don't tread on me!
  2. Don't step on snek!
  3. No step!
  4. Don't!
  5. Ok! (CHOMP!)
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deadghost0201 6 points ago +6 / -0
  1. Don't tread on me!
  2. Don't step on snek!
  3. No step!
  4. Don't!
  5. Ok! (CHOMP!)
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deadghost0201 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. Don't tread on me!
  2. Don't step on snek!
  3. No step!
  4. Don't!
  5. Ok! (CHOMP!)
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deadghost0201 9 points ago +9 / -0

You forgot, "GET A COPY EDITOR!"

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deadghost0201 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Meme them until they cry . . . then make memes about them crying."

  • Sun Tsu
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deadghost0201 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pluto is a planet, and Neil deGrasse Tyson can go fuck himself.

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