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It's just too much fun (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by deanieboi ago by deanieboi
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This is the first election I'm old enough to vote in so you bet your ass I'm gonna be there no matter what!

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Seriously, if I knew nothing about American history except what I've been taught the past few months, I'd assume 99% of American history was slavery, bigotry, and witch hunts. For instance, so far I've taken an Honors History class for 9 weeks, and 8 of them talked about either evil whites killing natives, the Salem witch trials, and slavery. We spent ONE week on the War of Independence and all the teacher had to say was that the British were the good guys and the revolutionaries were motivated by irrational fear of Britain and conspiracy theories. Even in my Literature classes, we've talked about nothing but sexism and racism. No wonder my generation is miserable and hates this country. They've been taught nothing but this bs their entire lives.

I understand not everyone has the time or desire to homeschool their kids. But, if there are any parental pedes out there, please at least look into it. I didn't appreciate it at the time, but now I am very grateful my parents didn't subject me to the public school system.

Here, I'll give you all some of my favorite quotes from my professors to ponder.

"Nothing is more fragile than masculinity."

"Feminism is something every man should get behind."

"He was bullied for being brown. Isn't that the American experience?"

"The British had every right to tax the colonies!"

"The revolutionaries were mostly motivated by this irrational, conspiratorial fear of British tyranny."

"So next Friday we are gonna talk about whiteness."

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I remember back in the bad ol' days on reddit when a few thousand upvotes was crazy. Now seeing 6,000+ upvotes on the front page is just another Tuesday.

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So right now I'm in my freshman year of college, but I'm really thinking hard about enlisting (not necessarily right now, maybe after the first year or first semester). It is a pretty lefty college but no obnoxiously so, and my classmates and professors are all pretty cool. Social distancing is a pain but I can't do anything about that and complaining won't help. It's just the whole thing feels so unfulfilling, and I was already planning on enlisting after college, so why not start now? Why take 4 years of college I don't really want and probably won't use?

At this point I'm still just thinking about it. I've always felt drawn towards service, whether military or law enforcement, so I know that is the field I am going into. It's just a question of now or later. If there are any military pedes out there, I would love some advice!

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I'm being respectful but oooooooh I'm having to keep my mouth shut

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The only people who will believe something so obviously false are people who already hate Trump. Trump supporters and moderates can easily tell it is a lie. One good thing to come from it is that it massively discredits these psycho leftist news sites. I have no doubt they will blast as many smears as they can coming up to election day and this is just further proof to the average Joe that they are full of shit.

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A quote from a centrist family member. People are waking up!

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Seriously it just makes sense. I'm sure if he is, he's absolutely loving all the support we're sending his way, I can imagine it's some of the only support he is getting. Keep it up pedes!!!

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So I've had a pretty rough time through the shutdown. I'm a pretty social guy, and I need human interaction to stay sane. Not only did the shutdown really stifle me, but during quarantine I lost both my girlfriend and my best friend in the span of a few weeks (for mostly unrelated reasons). I was hoping with college starting I would be able to meet new people, but the social distancing crap has made it really difficult. It's frustrating because the pro-shutdown crowd seem totally oblivious to the fact that their policies are hurting people. Heck, I knew a guy who killed himself, and I don't know the specifics, but I do know he was also a social guy and this was also really weighing down on him too.

Not to be a total downer of course. Throughout you guys have been a lot of fun and have taught me to laugh at all the stupidity life sends my may. I just love the positivity and high energy of this site. I know it's silly seeing as none of us will likely ever meet in person, but I just wanted to let y'all (and the devs of course) know how awesome this site really is.

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Life Advice from Kamala (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by deanieboi ago by deanieboi
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My College Went Full Retard Today 🐂 Bullshit 💩
posted ago by deanieboi ago by deanieboi

Today my college sent out its list of coronavirus restrictions. Some are fairly reasonable, but some are so utterly retarded that I thought y'all would appreciate them.

1: Masks are mandatory EVERYWHERE. Like, if I'm alone by myself outside taking a jog, I can still be punished for not wearing a mask. Here's a quote: "Do I have to wear a mask? Yes. Absolutely. All the time. Everywhere. Yes." Don't ya just love the enthusiasm?

2: All students have to fill out a daily health form to be allowed to take classes. I have to tell the school my temperature, if I've felt any symptoms, where I've gone, who I've been with, etc. I have to do this to be allowed into class.

3: All athletic competitions are cancelled for the season. I was gonna go into college athletics, but this told me that I shouldn't. Honestly, I'm glad I got out, they were probably gonna make us wear masks while practicing, wouldn't that be fun.

4: It is implied that once a vaccine comes out, taking it will be mandatory. This wasn't fully stated, but it was pretty clear the message they were getting across. Basically, they said that once the student body had been vaccinated, we would be allowed to act like normal human beings again. But not before! Couldn't let those stupid kids kill each other with a disease that has a 99.98% survival rate.

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And we all know the pedos were gonna vote democrat either way

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Seriously, I have heard countless stories of dems and moderates being redpilled by the riots and BLM hatred. People are waking up! With a candidate as flacid as Joe Biden, I cannot possibly see more people voting for him than for the man that brought us the best economy in history.

That's not to say I'm being cocky. I have no doubt the dems will try to cheat as much as they can. To paraphrase Stalin, it doesn't matter who votes and how, but who counts the votes and how. We just have to elect Trump with such an overwhelming majority no amounts of fake votes could ever change it. See you all at the polls!

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