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deklein 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should streak the wedding. Have someone write "TRUMP WON" on your butt cheeks. Go to the wedding and let it rip.

Bonus points if you incite an erection.

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deklein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man! Deleting your vote is such a drag. Now they just installed a pedo and a hag! YOU GOTTA FIGHT, FOR THE RIGHT'S NEW PAAAARTYYY!

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deklein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Other than converting his own asshole from a one way street, to a two way street, what makes this guy qualified to be TRANS. Sec?

Maybe it's because he was he the mayor of a city that many fled via some sort of roadway?

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deklein 7 points ago +8 / -1

You gotta fight for the right's new party.

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deklein 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the best thing to come from Uganda since Pastor Dr. Martin Seempa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO4ARrjXcxE

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deklein 1 point ago +1 / -0

High score on Presidential Impeachments?

I consider that winning!

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deklein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dang. I forgot about that. That kind of ruins my corny joke.

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deklein 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this were made into 5x5 stickers, I would buy at least 100.

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deklein 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know he didn't kill himself, but who did he vote for?

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deklein 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's one of the few side effects of the red pill you just took. You'll be fine, it just takes a little time to adjust.

Since the red pill is NOT approved by any government agency there isn't the little pamphlet that comes with it explaining anything.

Some of the most common side effects are nausea and shortness of temper when exposed to television commercials, popular music and movies.

As a lifelong music fan (I'm old) I had a hard time listening to a lot of bands I liked when I was younger. Once my body was able to rid itself of the liberal pathogen I was once again able to enjoy the little distractions of life. I was able to just see it as low dose mind poison and that can't hurt me as I have been properly medicated.

Best advice? Take the damn pill and be not a vagina.

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deklein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad you're coming out of the closet.

It's OK to be a flaming MAGAsexual now.

Let it all hang out. FTW.

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deklein 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hate speech does not exist. All speech is constitutionally protected by the first amendment.

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deklein 10 points ago +10 / -0

First they try to kill coal and then they think the MINERS will have sex with them?

The nerve!

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deklein 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent work!

Hey man, be careful with that crowd. They might mistake you for Andy Ngo and start throwing stuff.

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deklein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you Mr. President. I now have a new jobsite verbal feces weapon. From now on when someone is fumbling with something, can't/won't, too hard,etc.

"You gotta talk them in to it Joe".

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deklein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin' NO SKATING KOOK!

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deklein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like any dumpy girl from any wal-mart in any town. You know, the one you see bumbling down the aisle with a cart full of chinese made crap and junk food, but no soap or shampoo. The kind of girl that doctors show pictures of to patients that took viagra and their boner won't go down after four hours. The "fuck it, I give up" look. Any wal-mart. Any town.

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deklein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crowder should bring a small PA system next time. He could easily drown out a commie jam box kook with an actual amplified debate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tQ5fPcR_-Y

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deklein 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's either a chupacabra dressed up as Herb Tarlic in black face..

OR

It's one of those new fangled genders we keep hearing about.

Probably the chupacabra. They actually exist.

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