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deloppoled 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those Haitians must be some of the greatest swimmers on the planet.

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deloppoled 1 point ago +1 / -0

For a fraction of a second I thought Kid Rock (2nd glowie from the left) got a haircut and switched sides.

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deloppoled 2 points ago +2 / -0

This Friday: FDA exposed.

Next Friday: Forensic Audit Results

"Cook on Fridays when frying pan very hot." ~ Stunned Sue, Art of Cooking

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deloppoled 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don Lemon is like, 'How does she know? I never showed it to her, who the hell told her!?'

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deloppoled 4 points ago +4 / -0

No leftists complained about all of the women appearing to have teeth?

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deloppoled 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was there any demographic information on San Francisco's defecators?

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deloppoled 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only person who survived this superspreader event was the team mascot whose face was covered under his uniform.

Signed,

Rolling Stone Magazine

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deloppoled 5 points ago +5 / -0

The FDA will soon put out a warning condemning, "Bathtub HCQ"

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deloppoled 1 point ago +1 / -0

She must be hanging out at Skid Row bars and spiking drunk men's drinks with Viagra.

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deloppoled 1 point ago +1 / -0

It looks like trans raising / child abusing father, Liev Schreiber.

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deloppoled 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being helicopter-fluid is way better than being tranny-fluid.

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deloppoled 2 points ago +2 / -0

For five years Trump supporters have been called a racists for supporting a man who is not a racist.

Biden voters voted for a man who's had a track record of being an idiot, and a pedophile.

PJW calling them "fucking idiots" is being far too kind IMHO.

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deloppoled 6 points ago +6 / -0

In regards to sexual harassment / assault, the media apparatchik in this nation seems to be much like the Taliban in their thoughts about women (and children).

It's only a matter of time until the 'Hollywood star or news show such and such found to be having sex with corpses' stories start appearing.

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deloppoled 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that they're restricting sales of horse paste via the USPO, I've got a plan:

Mr. Ed c/o John Q. Public

123 Meadow Lane

Apt #Barn

Anytown, USA

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deloppoled 6 points ago +6 / -0

Once this news gets out, Horse Paste Ivermectin sales will begin soaring in China.

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Most of Milley's badges were covertly converted from the time he spent in the Boy Scouts. There's one there for Cooking, another for Basketry, another for…

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deloppoled 1 point ago +1 / -0

One soy milkshake with two straws.

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'Oh shoot, I was worried for nothing. These boys are really nice. They're even going to show me their favorite holy mountain from the rooftop of the hotel.'

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deloppoled 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did she say how she decided which one to pull out of her wardrobe to send to herself?

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