I wish Kevin would start posting his wisdom on another site, but for now, it is what it is.
Did they even take into account the growth a woman's face experiences when she's pregnant? This reeks of misogamy - defund the Army! /so
It would be embarrassing to meet the First Last. I would be like, yes ma'am, I guess you can call me Woodie if you'd like.
A meme: the alternative medicine for castration.
Why you cut off the next tweet? It read: Bartender, #ZoomDicksForTheHouse
Now DC is like fuck it, lets skip US Aid and just send them some money directly so they can give us our kickbacks faster.
Sorry for ranting but these bastards are really pissing me off the way they're pissing our money, and our descendant's money away, like they're Hunter fucking Biden, at a fucking strip joint on sniffers row.
Lindsey would suck every FBI dick he could find, but the problem is he'd mistake most of them for clits since they're all so tiny.
Xiden also said "Hunter is the smartest guy I know." or "Hunter is the most intelligent guy I know."
Someone who lives near him should drop a bag of Ajax in front of his place.
Make sure to pack for church this Sunday.
This time they even try to go with their old stand by, 'He was a white supremacist at heart.'
Like gramps used to say, 'She tightens my trousers.'
That's good but instead of Rick Rolling the masses, perhaps we should be concentrating on important information like this shit that has the potential to change the entire tide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Hello CNN customer service? If I get a bit gruff with you on this phone call please understand that's it's because I think my period is coming because there's blood coming out of the tip of my dick.
Beta features! I love you guys, you're all really super swell!
Yep, they work.
This link seems pretty appropriate right about here.
The Commonalities Between the Rise of the Nazis and the Tactics of the American Left Cannot be Ignored
I can't shake the feeling that there would be a direct dial button for Navin R. Johnson.
Luigi or his brother Mario?
Plus you need an ID to get a cell phone. racisssssss!
Fascism + Racism = Nazism
Biden wants to be the next Hitler.
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "Learn to code you racist biatch!";
return 0;
}
Racism + Fascism = Nazism
Schumer's wife looks like Barney Ruble in drag.
Holy shit, you've uncovered a new Easter Egg in Mario Brothers!
When I was in high school in the early 1980s, I thought I'd caught VD. I went to doctor who shoved a large Q-Tip up my dick for a lab test. Turns out I didn't have VD, rather I was drinking too much Coke.
So I blame Coke for the Q-Tip incident and for costing me my girl friend when I asked her if she'd given me VD. Fuck Coke.