The mods must have finally had a sober Friday night, so they were able to get up early!
/jk
Douche nozzle? Bwaa haa ha ha!
I might have to try that one at the nightclub: Hi Sweetie, I'm a douche nozzle and I'm here to help.
Here's the link you asked for Pat: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=junk+tucking+instructions
Everything decent that Blockhead Bongino has ever talked about in the past, he stole from the citizen journalists who post on Jeff Carlson's "Our Neighborhood" list: https://twitter.com/i/lists/1322966514186661893
Instead of calling it something like Civil War II, I would hope it would go down in history as The Purge: Silicon Valley or something similar.
Have you been to an eye doctor lately? It's time.
And if possible, do it in front of a house that has a BLM yard sign in front of it.
What the hell are they gonna do with Congressman Hank Johnson?
She's not dead? I thought she was dead.
I'd worry San Fran Nan's big 'uns could unduly sway Al.
Pelosi could never be the man of the house, she doesn't have the balls.
Ben Collins liberal tears are going to be extra tasty when POTUS second term begins.
Biden lost but I'm still a red sportscar.
Wang's swang and Cosby's critter may soon been cellies.
By the next morning the lips will be yellow.
Led Zeppelin, "Royal Orleans"
One time love, take care how you use it Try to make it last all night, And if you take your pick Be careful how you choose it, Sometimes its hard to feel it bite Feel it bite.
A man I know, went down to Louisiana, had himself a bad, bad fight And when the sun peeked through John Cameron with Suzanna, He kissed the whiskers, left & right Whiskers!
Now, now, now, fright subsides Out at a hotel in the quarter, our friends check in to pass the night Now love gets hot, but fire preceded water Poor whiskers set the room alight. Whiskers!
Down on Bourbon street, You know it's right You can see my friend, they run around all through the night Most everywhere, Until the closet's bare Run for the razor, Doin' up my hair
New Orleans queens, Sure know how to schmooze it Maybe for some that seems alright When I step out, strut down with my sugar She'd best not talk like Barry White!
One time love, take care how you use it Try to make it last all night, And if you take your pick Be careful how you choose it, Sometimes its hard to feel it bite Feel it bite.
From the story: "The Metro Nashville Office of Emergency Management told News 2 a parked RV exploded and caused damage to several buildings."
He's such an ass, someone should 'Qanon' him.
Usenet - guess I'm probably old school.
I'm using it as a giant f you right back at them since it's going to pay for my trip to Trump's Reelection Victory Day Parade on January 6, 2020.
I'm not sure if that's John Roberts but the other four from left to right are Ricardo Cheaz, Bill Clinton, George Nader, and Tony Podesta.
Rolando Gonzalez Bunster was there that day too, but does not appear in that picture.
Didn't Jimmy Dore have black hair at the beginning of the Trump presidency?
What is that hanging below the child's ear and chin in the picture on the right?
The picture on the left looks to be real without strange fragments of shit hanging down from the child's head. Who is the girl? Is that his niece? And WTF is the silver cone thing that points to his groin? That looks like it could be a Photoshop cone filter of some sort that is covering that prick's prick so as to make the picture postable?