That's no shit!!!

If your kids can read/understand Shakespeare, they're already ahead of their teachers!

No.

I couldn't resist. Lol

Would ya look at that... Just look at it... Dickhead.

America is the most anti-white country in America..... What??

Roger. I'll be there. Was I supposed to dress as the cowboy or the lesbian? Maybe I can do both....

What I always wear!

That would be fucking hilarious!!

Glad I ended up a gearhead! Fuck that fucking fucker!

https://youtu.be/FrXZ2D5nqNA

Oh, hell yes! Hahahaha!

Very nice!

Here, here!! Central NE gas junkie here. Camaro or 'bird in the pic?

That's fucking funny!! Keep it up!

Nice guys finish last.

No one will notice when she dies. Much less rejoice.

E! And then some! Fuck these commies!

He will always be loved!!!

I can say exactly the same thing about Chinese people! I guarantee I know a lot of shit this shmuck doesn't. Just means I choose to study different subjects. How many people do you figure he's quizzed on these subjects? I'll bet he's a BLAST at parties! What a douche. Lol

Good point. Still a better than what we've got! LOL

Nugent, Zappa ticket!!

Better ban knives!! Maybe if they made stabbing people illegal...

I've got something you can milk.

And if your "statiaphonicoxygeneticamplifiagraphaphonadeleverberator" doesn't work, you're fucked!!