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dougwiser 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am getting the image of the 400 pound Karen with pink pit hair crying when joe passes and wailing at the funeral about the time he sniffed our precious little child when he was prez.

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

No problem and best wishes on finding some as addictive as coke to quench the thirst, My Wifal unit absorbs coke by the gallon, and while she was fussing about it yesterday, I am convinced she will voluntarily take the diversity training in order to keep slurpimng it up as fuel, but time will tell.

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dougwiser 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, blacks and hispanics have the same issues as PedoJoe?

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dougwiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never mind that they said back in 2017 I think that every one needs to limit sodas to 2 and 1/2 servings a month then the next month they said everyone needs to cut overall sugar intake in half. So, good luck with the search to ditch Coke.

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dougwiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like I showed my driver's license when voting and they check against their list of people that registered

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome to the Sunshine State, we have always enjoyed the influx of our fellow Americans coming to Florida to retire, I live not far from the villages and they are not the only place to live here by far, have you settled on a particular area of the state yet?

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

They manufacture the composting toilets not far from me in Astor, Florida, but I have yet to get one

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

People think that they are going to be dying of thirst. The week term of no power or rolling blackout scenario is something like this, if you do not have a generator. The freezer doesn't work so in 24 hours when everything is thawed and about to be lost if you don't cook it, you get the gas grill out and cook everything in the freezer only to realize after every has ate that you have no where to store left overs. before the first 72 hours is up everyone will have murdered each other because there is no wifi

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Florida loves the hurricanes, anytime the power goes out I have 5 houses to setup and operate generators at, so it's all fun for me.

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always filled the tub for flushing water for when the power is out, and have like 100 gallon drinking water storage in separate containers

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are going to realize that the lawyers and the courts are in fact a separate issue that will watch in horror as the 539 get what is coming to them

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can barely believe my local Winn dixie did not get axed in the Last round of closings. I know they have had the business model of charging more since at least 2000

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dougwiser 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do not know if the tanks capacity was classified, but I remember 20k gallons of fuel oil for a 4 hour watch crossing the Atlantic

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dougwiser 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think most people would not believe how Rural Florida can be, not that Texas ain't a great place, but I heard there is more cows in Florida and more Oranges in Texas

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is all so twisted they are stealing our money and allocating it to stuff that has different effects on our world than the natural flow of cash would dictate

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dougwiser 2 points ago +2 / -0

You just reminded me about my military service, do you have any idea how many gallons of fuel it takes to move a navy ship

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dougwiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

my dad sold the house I was raised in and he kept getting bills from the city for gas, it seems the new owners found out the gas still worked from when dad owned the house and the city was trying to collect anything it could on the bill, Therefore, I know for a fact that them gub mints will send bills willy nilly and hope somebody pays. we should move to leesburg Florida just to bitch about the $800 the city charges you to get a electric hookup when you live there.

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dougwiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make sure you stock up on Goya, I love the hot sauce and we only buy Goya beans they are good for your heart, but Publix makes Winn-Dix EE look like the hood sto

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dougwiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillbillies like me do not mind them big like that, but I wonder the most about where that mouth may have been, and guarantee she tries to kiss me right from the start, no way jose, jump back all the way

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dougwiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wonder what they would have said if the guy had fired off a check for the full amount without question.

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dougwiser 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is where the grey aliens had him connected to their mainframe

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