Momma, don’t let your kids grow up to be idiots.

I love this smell of burnt plywood in the morning.

Too bad it’s on Fox.

Relax, he has the phone number of a relative living in the US. He’ll be fine.

Dear diary,

Fat fuck got wrecked.

Dear diary,

I remember Cardi B. being offended by that tweet.

The truth is a bitch. And so is that lady.

CNN tells us it was an accident.

Those air-cooled models are the best.

Poor guy. He’ll find other work.

George Kirby.

She’s a pig.

Durham isn’t real.

He seems like a well adjusted young man.

Imagine if this was Don Jr. or Eric.

When did they embalm him?

Beautiful words.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee. Powerful message.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee. Very powerful message.

Pam is right.

That one bloke is armed for caning.

The most important question...

Diabolical.