Hey Oooooooooo!

Your time is gone John. Get off the stage.

Sorry John, too late to switch sides.

Cable was out.

The man without a spine, is in fact, spineless.

This does not end well for her.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CBT72OUAGSR/?igshid=c14kzyhrohim

Let the REEEEEEEEEing begin!

It’s #1 on iTunes right now.

It’s like a dream within a dream.

No one cares.

Bought and paid for.

Global warming.

Go to Sea World, plan on getting wet.

I wrote that- GEOTUS

They look so unhealthy.

I guess the phrase “Go pound sand you fucking cucks” isn’t in the store owner’s vocabulary.

Too many facts.

Oh,Snake Plissken in my cab.

Jeb still has a chance.

Get in the zone, Auto Zone.

That’s just crazy enough to work.

Did you vote out that governor so she doesn’t have to step down?

No, it’s not. So classic.

18 murders in 24 hours. Time to defund the police.