No problem, fren.
You can get them at the official Trump Store, and at the same time, contribute to the campaign.
That's it! Tanks.
This is a few moments from a roughly 40 minute long video that I saw once, and haven't been able to track down since.
The whole thing is quite good.
Anybody know the original?
And an awesome opportunity for a mole.
Hmm...
With 90-something days to go, I don’t know how they’re going to get this many people interviewed, vetted, hired, onboarded, and up to speed.
Hey, that's a great idea for a business! Sell toilet paper made from specific recycled newspapers.
Get a toilet paper manufacturing machine, collect newspapers from recycleries, and sort. The product would have a label like "Made from at least 65% recycled copies of The New York Times".
The sorting operation doesn't have to be perfect. And if this really takes off, you can invest in some sort of high tech machine vision automated sorting system.
Since some significant fraction of newspapers are local, you could franchise the operation, reducing transportation costs.
Also, props to the mad skillz of Brad Parscale.