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eternal_dance 12 points ago +12 / -0

You'd think so, but actually one of candidates was unmasked on suspicion of murdering five people in cold blood and sending cryptic clues to the local press

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eternal_dance 2 points ago +2 / -0

So this posts rhyming memes? My target can't be pilled with regular memes.

-- Krombopulous Elon

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eternal_dance 3 points ago +3 / -0

It might go somewhere, but if so, it'll go there slowly. Drawing out the process, as usual.

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am Karen's tight anus

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eternal_dance 3 points ago +3 / -0

also, making sure no one blames the country that's operating actual concentration camps

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theory: they're lying about HCQ for the same reason they lied about masks. They want to save it for the doctors & nurses & VIPs & critical cases, and prevent the plebs from going out and buying it out like toilet paper

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eternal_dance 10 points ago +10 / -0

Theory: they're lying about HCQ for the same reason they lied about masks. They want to save it for the doctors & nurses & VIPs & critical cases and prevent the plebs from going out and buying it out like toilet paper

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Operation Nebuchadnezzar.

Nah, no one can spell that. Maybe Operation Morpheus?

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eternal_dance 4 points ago +4 / -0

In fact, China mistook him for Batman, which is why they though they could eat him for lunch...how wrong they were!

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anagram for:

MAGA, O BETA!

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

FLYNNocent until proven guilty

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eternal_dance 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We didn't do it, and we're sorry, and it won't happen again"

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Credit where credit is due: California handled this better than New York. If any eastern state could go back in time, shut down 2 weeks earlier, and re-open 2 weeks earlier, we would take that deal.

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