This is great. Thanks for the chuckle.
An absolutely beautiful moment.
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Sorry it took so long folks, complicated business.
Fuck this one-for-one bullshit. The president didn't even get ONE in the House. The House had already made their case. Let them defend it and let the president call whoever the fuck he wants so he can defend himself for once! Here's your one-for-one for fairness: Trump calls whoever he wants as witnesses and the Democrats get to call no one. THAT'S a fair one-for-one in this particular instance.
Heil hydro homies lol