Phil Hartman as Clinton was also great. The President Bill Clinton at McDonalds skit is hysterical.

I never thought about it that way but you’re so right. What have we been doing

He’s a racist! After all, a white liberal just believes black people can’t succeed in this country and that they need help from white people and need to be artificially elevated! That’s not racist at all! 🤡

Must have hit him directly in the face

Impressive speed, some say the fastest.

Hey Zeus, this a friend of yours?

It’s not people we don’t like. I mean, we don’t, but the true meaning of a faggot to me is someone that poisons everything around themselves by virtue of how they act. The guy that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homework.

I’m looking forward to using cope the next 4 years.

I didn’t like him when I was brainwashed on an inferior site I forget the name of. He’s been pretty solid though, and the beard does not deter.

I will vote for any candidate that has good policy. I’m not a team player. Both parties can suck a fart out of my dick.

That was one of the funny parts of the year for me. Floyd happened right at the start of their month and they were torn between celebrating and virtue signaling. If the house across the street from me is an indicator, it meant they couldn’t celebrate for the first week, but celebrated a month longer.

Jokes on you, I never gave a fuck about Fox. Just made me laugh when shills accused me of being a Fox zombie as an argument.

Let me also remind everyone this is the first election in Michigan where we added straight ticket voting to our ballots. It was the first option on my ballet. So people skipped that, voted Biden, and nothing else? Seems super believable to me after that high octane campaign he ran.

I seriously would be in favor of having some way of checking my vote, history, whatever in real time. I'm not concerned about privacy in this instance unless someone can sway me.

WOMP WOMP libshits

Hopefully we made it past the blurst of times.

This is my story.

There was this site I used to frequent that went the way of the faggot that constantly claimed TheDonald is racist nazi sexist bigots. So I took a peek, that was 2016.

Updoot me fren YOU WONT

I voted :)

I did after that incident.

Trump avoided all legal penalties by one simple trick: Instead of committing the crime on American soil, he committed the crime in my imagination.

TWO SLICES

Same. Most I’ve ever waited was like 5 minutes because a laptop was being piloted by the oldest man available.

Can I just say I’ve been getting my mailbox fucking stuffed with Biden shit? Like, getting to 2 or 3 a day. I get one for Trump every so often, but the Biden ones ramped up hard. I think they’re losing Michigan and they are panicking.