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flanders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because I'm not from there? Sorry, like I said, hindsight but I assumed that with all the vets in the crowd someone would understand staging and whatnot.

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flanders 4 points ago +4 / -0

These four are more organized than the crowds saw yesterday. And I'm sorry if this bugs anyone but here's my take on the whole thing. I'll try to be succinct, but I wont.

  1. You had no plan. "show up and point nose at capitol building then go there" isn't a plan.

  2. You had no contingencies on where to meet, to rally, to depart. Calling it a gaggle would be a compliment.

  3. No experience in large crowds. For many that was the first time they were in a crushing rush of people on all sides. It's overwhelming, and the herd mentality is strong. I saw ONE guy doing the "come forward" motion with his hands, and everyone just went along with it. While he directed the crowd towards the line of barriers and riot police. Herd Mentality.

Basically, you failed to plan. Had to get this off my chest.

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flanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe not checked a guy into the boards from behind when he wasn't looking? A loud keep moving order like they do for other riots?

Nah, just blindside the dude. His hands holding stuff, he just missed hitting that large concrete barrier face first.

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flanders 21 points ago +21 / -0

Had this been a leftist protester, the city would be on fire.

In this case? "Oops, dinner time, we're leaving now, k bye!"

That's what it seems like from an outsiders POV.

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flanders 2 points ago +2 / -0

they approached using a defilade formation, branched into a left crossover single file flanking maneuver, and engaged the previously reconned target using a Mozambique drill, afterwhich they called Tango Down, cornered the objective extraction point by cutting the pie, and proceeded to RP Alpha.

source: Ghost Recon Team Lead, Call of Duty senior NCO, and Law & Order: SVU for 6 years.

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flanders 2 points ago +2 / -0

That waiting room is empty because corona has a 5000% mortality rate. By the time someone tests positive, they only have 12 minutes to live.

There aren't any non-corona patients who are alive, they're all being sent directly to the morgue. Because they died. From a severe case of death. By corona.

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flanders 7 points ago +7 / -0

Welp, she's off to the gulag for having embarrassed the state.

Wonder how long until all her pictures and employment records are purged, with people claiming to never have heard of such a person before?

Now then, how long have we been at war with Eastasia?

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flanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because they get the easiest jobs, ie teaching, and as long as you show up and give everyone an A while ignoring actual problems, you eventually get promoted and can implement these kinds of policies.

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flanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

A few questions:

  • how many fedoras will I be issued, and/or is there a fedora and trench coat per diem?
  • do I get a physical badge
  • what security clearance will I have?
  • can I install red and blue lights and a siren on my car to respond to mod-mergencies
  • as a mod am I considered an officer or an enlisted man in the armed forces, and can I take command of an aircraft carrier during war time?
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flanders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Personally I'd either lie about getting it, or just outright refuse. But that's just me.

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flanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'll be fine until a co-worker hears about it, then they'll mad tweet about you not getting the vaccine and your boss will give you the ultimatum.

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flanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you tldr it for me? Also I refuse to accept that any company in ontario would be allowed to manufacture deadly assault rifle bullet guns. That province is too cucked.

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flanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

That last sentence. Well done.

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flanders 19 points ago +19 / -0

You guys have no idea how jealous I am that you can walk into a store in the US, and buy a gun without having to take the government mandated courses which are expensive, rarely held, and limit you to a .22 revolver that only holds 3 rounds.

If you want anything larger you must submit to a full anal probe by the RCMP which takes months for them to process.

Top it all off, not only are guns 10X more expensive here, they've now made all AR's and whatnot illegal, basically anything fun is off the table thanks to Blackface and his degenerate mob of idiots in Ottawa.

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flanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Problem with new parties is that you get what's called vote splitting.

The new party appeals to some, but staunch republicans will stick to the old party as will many financial backers who won't put money on a new horse no matter who the jockey is.

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flanders 5 points ago +5 / -0

She must be more of a delight to have in the house than if you combined a giant beer, a giant boot, a throwing stick that could boomerang on you, and a toilet which is designed to flush the proper American way.

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flanders 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe not, but the left would rather have gRoUnDbReAkInG over competence any day.

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flanders 20 points ago +20 / -0

$100,000 to get a large-ish tree, transport it downtown, and hoist it up before giving it the Nooo Yawk Blessin', and I quote

Eyyyyy, cmannn! Dis tree ovah heeee, it's a real gem, aint it? NO IT AINT! It's a Fugazi! In all the 5 burroughs, it's known! In da name of Gabbagool, Fuggeddabouddit, and I'm Walkin' Here, Shaddap a Youze Face! Salut!

is still way over the top.

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flanders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is.... is that an electric surfboard? Little motor underneath I'm guessing.

Dude can't even water sports correctly. I guess the subroutine for appearing human only extends to boardrooms or senate meetings.

Wait, I've got it! The board alters sea water so it can exchange long protein strings derived from diatomic life found in the ocean!

I guess his recharging station was discovered so he's had to alter his programming to ensure he survives! Bleep Bloop!

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flanders 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nicely put.

If this were posted on reddit, you'd have to run the gamut of 18 year old liberal college drones who grew up fat, fed, and safe, deciding that you're wrong despite personal experience and how you're just ignorant of what real communism or oppression is.

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flanders 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget water! And untapped mineral resources like iron, uranium, diamonds, gold, copper, aluminum!

Just please, M'Americans (tips freedora), please use ontario quebec and the maritimes to hold toxic waste or as landfills, they don't contribute anything and it wouldn't be much more noticeable.

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flanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then sold from GoogleX (Alphabet, the evil co. big brother parent company) to a Japanese tech/hedge fund corporation.

So... good that Google isn't directly in control of killer roboDogs, but bad because local ownership of BD would ensure that it takes into consideration national interests instead of being a puppet of a bigger global conglomerate.

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