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frankenglock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most girls I know piss on the underside of the seat, so when I put it up I get a handful of piss. That's not very considerate of them.

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frankenglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's an open invitation to attach a spring to the seat to make it pop back up in place.

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frankenglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since there are limitations with ANY weapon, I'd suggest (just a random, crazy old guy on the interwebz, so take it with a grain of salt. But I was a shooting sports competitor...) learn to reload like you see shooters do in the three gun matches.

Look up: Quad loading. Get 4 or more 12ga snap caps. Practice: taking cover, positioning the shotgun correctly to reload, grabbing the shells properly, and finally sliding them in in multiples of two. Practice: reloading once you've fired a salvo or hit a target, i.e. before you run out of rounds in the tube.

Using your weapon to it's highest potential, finding out what types of shells are better for this or that environment, range, pattern, etc. Especially if you can only get birdshot or low brass.

Find and order a good belt and (double or quad) shotshell holders so you can be efficient. The shotgun itself is only part of the weapon system, it consists of YOUR MIND, ammunition, and a way to carry the ammo with you.

This is how you maximize a pump gun's potential.

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frankenglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep running out of points.

I guess I'll just have to release the AOC nudes only two times- that would save me some points.

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frankenglock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even back in the 90's I was passed up for a flight instructor jobs for a girl just because she was a girl. Not more qualified, just that she was a girl. Not that I'm a misogynist, but I do remember when I get screwed over.

A little while later I went back to the FBO to get a biannual flight review, and the owner wanted me to go with his girl. I refused, and made him fly with me personally.

At least it was the one thing I had control over- where I spent my money.

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frankenglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get your pilot's license. I did when I was still a teenager. I've only flown commercial ONE time in my life. You think you knew freedom before... Wait until you fly a couple hundred miles for the first time by yourself and you realize you didn't have to tell anyone!

No searches, didn't have to file a flight plan, or didn't have to even talk to ATC if you planned it right. This country is phenomenal, the only one that doesn't regulate it's airspace heavily or require permission to go here and there.

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frankenglock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drool drool drool

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frankenglock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgot to add "I'll circle back."

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frankenglock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just get one, you can change out parts that you don't like. It doesn't have to be branded, as most of the "mil-spec" parts are made in the same place. Most of the differences are fit and finish.

Yes, the BCM rifle will have parts better than even an issued M4 (minus the fun switch), as are most AR-15's. Yes, some companies went the easy route of cheap foreign parts- mostly South Korean or Chinese, but you would be surprised about the large number of inexpensive parts made here in the USA.

The best route would be to build your rifle from your preferred specific parts and a regular lower receiver from AERO Precision or even Anderson. Yeah, you may consider them "cheap", but they are built to the same spec as the rest of the easily sourced stripped lower receivers. If it really bugs you, you can always swap out the lower when things get better...

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frankenglock 10 points ago +10 / -0

The quadruple witching day is upon us, and I'm going to be watching GME stonk to see how it unfolds. It would be great if the stonk apes can keep their rally up, then we'll see a few hedge funds go bankrupt after 4:00 pm.

I don't think there is anyone around with enough money to lend them if the stock goes as high as it did three weeks ago; nobody to come to the rescue this time. That is, if real and fair trading was allowed. Every time GME starts to rally, the market pulls the circuit breakers and (illegally) only allows selling off.

Someday the normies will wake up and demand justice. I just don't know how much more blatant illegal activity has to transpire before there is a cry out for action?

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frankenglock 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not silly; it's comforting. We all need some comfort after slogging around the digital trenches day after day. It's not like today's shows offer even the slightest bit of normalcy or wholesomeness, so we go to what we are used to.

My father commented the other day how he was watching old episodes of Wagon Train and that each episode had a story that had a moral to it and based on God's word. You are not going to get that from Hollywood today.

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frankenglock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone who owns an original deck of cards for this game should play the game using the cards in the appropriate order as to how things have progressed up to now. Let's see what's left to play out...

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frankenglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can fly, too. Sign me up!

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frankenglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

AMEN to that! I keep telling my children that hunger and poverty are political tools; that people are being held down because there are those who profit off of human misery. The United States alone can feed 90% of the entire WORLD- that is a fact. All of what you realized can come to pass if we can just get out from under the yoke of the oligarchs.

Thank you for posting this, I needed a little beauty in my life from time to time.

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frankenglock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, it is in peace-es. Lots of pieces.

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frankenglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's make a doll of the first communist first lady. Gee, swell idea!

What about the Jill Biden doll?

Also, they'll have to make the box bigger to fit Mooshelle the Sasquatch's ass.

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frankenglock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hershey's and Reese's. They wear masks in the plants, but no stupid race equity classes or mandatory COVID testing bull. Both companies are still very largely American owned and operated.

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frankenglock 22 points ago +22 / -0

BURN!

Anyway, sources are racist, didn't you get the memo?

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frankenglock 16 points ago +17 / -1

Thanks for the wonderful picture- Updoots to you, my fren!

ps- If you ever get a chance, you should watch her in the movie "Haywire." Good flick, good action, great characters, interesting plot. I give it an 8.5 out of 10 on the FrankenGlock/EstocEdge movie rating chart because 1) hot chick realistically beating up or holding her own in a (albeit choreographed) fight scene 2) plenty of gun play 3) washed up actors playing washed up bad guys 4) x10 for violence scale due to use of real helicopters and not CGI 5) +5 for colateral damage done by both sides.

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