Here's the better one with understandable audio.
Here. You don't even need a transcript for this one. You can clearly hear what he says.
Super old. He couldn't even get 3 of those sentences out today.
I can't tell you how many times I've watched this and I always chuckle at the moment of impact.
This point exactly. What a joke. It's like they're just putting on a TV episode. No way they'd do this for Trump.
I don't feel sorry for that guy at all.
I believe he was responding to another question and not the guy who said you don't have a chance, Joe.
C'mon man.
The man is a walking disaster.
There were still 25 TVs playing the NFL games in a sports bar I went to on Sunday. You're not going to stop those locations playing them.
What is the reference of dropping people out of helicopters?
OMG this cracked me up!
Rally sizes don't matter...right?
How did Trump respond?
Those squinty eyes...
You can't even understand him. It's pathetic.
I saw and heard that and had to replay it to see if he was messed up again or I misheard.
What a pussy. She even knows the press would only even give her softball questions too.
They already are voting for Biden though. What does this accomplish?
The arsonist blaming the firefighter! BOOM!!!
This is glorious.
I gotta say, he's doing a pretty good job of hiding that dick in this picture.
And here I thought when I left Reddit so many months ago I was not going to find its equal in comedy.
I binge watching Community right now. The episodes with him in are decidedly not funny.
Hunter.