Aaaahhh. Understood.

Was she the boobs behind him during that hilarious Church..?Fundraiser?Something like that? Speech/roast?

5 head and a 4 ass?

But Magnum's gonna blow us all away. But really, I think that's where this is headed.

If we can prevent just one stimulus related jogger murder spree, we should stop enforcing covid restrictions and let people get back to work. Not that he'd be working anyway, but you get my douchey point.

Please tell me this is a sensationalist headline. Please tell me there's more to the story.

Shut up and take mein Deutsch Marks!

Get down here and get involved in the Texas Nationalist Movement. Only has 400,000 people even signed up for emails right now, so I don't know how serious it is. The vibes I get from it remind me of my 2012 libertarian days, but if there were ever a time now would be it.

Broken clock

I would be down to start paying state taxes if it were only to fund this project. Hell, throw in a moat.

Isn’t that a porn subreddit now?

They want to unite the country in the same way that North Korea wants to unite their countries.

He actually has the resources to do it too

But if you saw off a shotgun they'll have a sharp shooter murder your wife

There's nothing more powerful in the world than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Kamala the Cunt?

With him, an army of Hotties for Trump chicks naked my-pillow fighting outside the gate as a distraction while the Magatron mech suit rises from the reflecting pool.

Expected to see that guy from Silicon Valley

In sure this is a Cameo thing but that’s hilarious

We just need to get Oklahoma to legalize weed then build a wall

If GAFS, Gun Deals, and In Stock Ammo come over here I will finally delete Reddit for good.

NONE OTHER THAN

Seriously. Use this time to collect supplies and organize.

I've been thinking for a long time now that secession is the best possible outcome for America. Things will just continue to degenerate into violence if not. If we were smart we'd pay 5d chess and convince the leftist north to secede from US citing a desire to get away from the "evil racist" south. Could be 4 chans finest prank yet.

Not with a bang, but a whimper

The President has just boarded Marine 36DD