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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then he turns and offers to shake hands with Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the Ghost and the Talking Walnut

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then he shuffles off holding up his robot hands in the exact way that alzheimers people do

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should at least shut it off until after the midterm elections

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love Steve, but why does he always look dirty? "Sloppy Steve" has kind of a ring of truth to it, does it not? I want to buy him a comb, some shampoo and conditioner. Let the millenials and zoomers have the greasy hair hipster look. A neckshave woudln't hurt either. Cmon Steve..lets gooooo

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grow genetically engineered decoy vegetables that kill people, so that when they steal your veg, they realize the vast mistake they've made. So gardeners have to also become genetic terrorists.

disclaimer: this is for entertainment purposes only--no lawbreaking expressed endorsed or implied!

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twitter is designed to maximize uncommunity and create this top down, classist diva culture of bluechecks

linksharing sites like reddit that have threaded comments are much better for creating communities around concepts, events or people; but they aren't the ideal--for example there's no social features that let you follow your friends here...only the stupid fucking unusable, context-less inbox shartstream of replies . I don't know anyone who has ever found that useful..not on reddit or voat or here

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would anyone ever go back? We've already learned to code and built our own twitters that are better.

NO GOING BACK

NO CONTACT W/PSYCHOPATHS EVER AGAIN

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dolphin gums

Eyebrow lamination....on a guy

What an absolute turdblossom

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ghost_of_aswartz 0 points ago +2 / -2

You need to ask Jesus to tell you to stop being a dummy and immediately cease your drinking, and then never touch a drop of it ever again. Then hit the gym and make your life about something other than drinking. Drinking is drug use.

Look to Jesus, He will tell you I am right.

If you need AA, then go there. It has helped a dear friend of mine. He turned his life around when he stopped drinking. It's essentially the same destruction to a human life as heroin. So make up your mind to stop, and then stop. I know its hard. I took 10 yrs to beat a nicotine addiction and that is a much more difficult thing to do than to stop drinking, though probably less dangerous in some cases. There are no shortcuts, you just have to make up your mind to stop, and then stop.

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

There needs to be either a dissolution of the FBI
Or they need to go through and ideologically purge the FBI of partisans

The only way to do this

the ONLY WAY is using an fMRI based lie detector test and ask them a battery of questions.

Also you do neurological scans to see if their brain activity appears to be more than 50% similar to the brain activity pattern of a psychopath (reduced connections between the ventromedial prefrontal cortex (vmPFC)) and if so, they are not only dismissed, they are barred from any employment in the US government and then they are HIGHLY tracked and surveilled for the rest of their lives. I think also we should consider psychopathy a disability so that they remove these people from ALL workplaces because they do nothing but harm others. I don't think they go to prison because they didn't do anything wrong or unlawful necessarily, so I'm not advocating for harassing them or bothering them but rather taking care of them, AND taking care of society by removing them largely from it.


Finally, if there are any neurological disorders--for example brain aneuryisms, defects, cancers, this would come out during such an exam and that could save the FBI agents life by early detection.


This is a voluntary scan, however, should they refuse, they are immediately terminated. This gets rid of the fucking riff raf. If you're actually a good FBI person, and the kind that the US citizenry really need, then you will be willing to undergo such a scan.


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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Tucking"

"Binding"

Remember how it was once fashionable for college feminists, liberals and the like to shit on China for foot binding of women? Judging their ancient culture by our modern western values...

To those people I say: Well FUuuUuuUck --- you !

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ghost_of_aswartz 7 points ago +8 / -1

This is the moderator of great awakening dot win that banned me for a 'cunty' comment they misinterpreted.

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