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grandfather_nurgle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your mother’s been telling you stories again.

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grandfather_nurgle 4 points ago +4 / -0

No I’m only intimidated by strong independent women.

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grandfather_nurgle 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should change you dirty begger.

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grandfather_nurgle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thank you for that mental image.

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grandfather_nurgle 17 points ago +17 / -0

Because when I am getting a blowjob from a female taking off my shirt is optional but taking off my pants isn’t?

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grandfather_nurgle 89 points ago +89 / -0

Also Paul’s outfit is textbook blowjob uniform. Pajama Top no bottoms. Nobody sleeps like that. You are either a full pajama sleeper or a T-shirt and boxers sleeper. Pelosi is in a state of undress.

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grandfather_nurgle 30 points ago +30 / -0

I love this man. This post alone should make any thinking person want to vote for him.

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grandfather_nurgle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well. You did post a warning. I’m still kinda pissed though.

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grandfather_nurgle 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's the song they play at halftime during grizzlies games.

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grandfather_nurgle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shitpost but I do wish I did more for some of my normie family members. Some of them still aren't ready for the truth but a few have definitely woken up.

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grandfather_nurgle 73 points ago +74 / -1

Lori Bolterstein Klausutis. We don't know if he killed her she was just found dead in this office. Don't you hate it when you find a dead intern in your office?

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grandfather_nurgle 0 points ago +1 / -1

Somehow I suspect if I were to supplement my own deep and abiding loneliness by engaging in a surprise cuddle with the cutie pie waitress from the place down the street the courts would be less than forgiving…

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grandfather_nurgle 20 points ago +22 / -2

No casual bike thieving for you today, Daqwan.

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