Is this something available for purchase? I want. I want to play global thermonuclear war. A nice game of chess can suck my balls.

I want to sign an NDA with her.

Why do they all have Pornhub facial expressions? Is there a freedom boner in front of them? The one all the way to the right is like yeah... you're about take all that freedom too. Or maybe I just shouldn't drink before noon.

You are NOT exonerated!

One of my favorite Mark Steyn lines... Republicans have to win by more than the margin of lawyer.

When will now be MAGA? Soon!

He was feeling all the trees. He said we're on Pluto. I said how do you know. He said because of the bark, you dummies!

I don't want to be overly optimistic, but how does this guy lose?

On my way to commit a felony

cursed

I can't even imagine. I get a rush when I light one of those little mortars on the 4th of July and shuffle backwards in super cool dad fashion while telling everyone else to stay back.

All that's missing is Jared making the turtle humping noises.

I don't know of any press secretary that's made it 4 years.

I was like Cramer coming in and slapping my money down on the table after the first MAGA girl post this morning.

That top is working almost as well as the dems' voter suppression.

Tucker's comments about Hunter and Hunter's personal life came across as heartfelt and genuine. I think Tucker is one of the few people in media with integrity. It's a small thing and I don't know if he ever mentioned it but did you all notice that during the height of the lockdowns he was looking pretty shaggy. He was obviously not getting a haircut because no one else could even though he undoubtedly had the means.

I had a negligent discharge

She can fuck my feelings any time.

Warning: It's illegal to look at this picture in California.

I'm offended. Get a proper holster.

I don't know who was the first to say it but we don't let kids pick their own bedtimes. Why would we let them pick their gender?

Trick and find out

Obviously you know nothing of the details or you're just an idiot.

But he's not and that does nothing to help Trump. It just makes him look crazy.

I voted for Trump last time and this time, but I have to say I'm unhappy with the stance he took on bump stocks.