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horsefacestorm 12 points ago +12 / -0

The trans doctors can have the option to queef into the tubes via their axe wounds.

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. Used to watch regularly but stopped about 5 minutes in the day after the election.

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Andrew Gilliam is still alive.

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horsefacestorm 14 points ago +14 / -0

I thought it was around midnight and they delayed processing him until 3 or 4, reducing the B.A.C.

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

They aren't too good at running our airports either.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was an April Fools joke in a Nintendo magazine many years ago. A cheat code where in TMNT you could become Zelda. Our dumbasses went back to the store to read the article and memorize the code 3 times before we figured out that it was a April Fools joke lol.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is damn good stuff.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cocktail napkin in question states "Merrick is a fucking faggot".

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gosh no, Mr. I've never even seen him pregnant before.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Athletes around the world who started gardening and making their beds now suddenly regret it.

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I suggest to add chicken wire around the garden. I had what I believe to be one rabbit eat all of my potato plants down to the dirt last growing season.

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big juicy booty butt Latinas aren't what they are cracked up to be. I've known several, they were all loco.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is one ugly ass chin. He paid for that?

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