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hotdogsforsale 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You have to take the vaccine to find out what's in it!"

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hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oo yes great product - I'm in the industry and love UA, got bumped from coach to biz out to LAX when UA still had a slot out of JFK, great experience all around.

LX has a little known on-board prepaid amenity delivery of champagne, truffles, or cake, just that extra little touch for a special occasion.

Next time you're flying star alliance international orig US on a paid or Amex points tkt DM me, I've got contracts out the wazoo.

Miss the days of US Air underselling BA on their biz seats codeshare by $3k on a bad day though ;)

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hotdogsforsale 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going to wear my Monster Mutt dalmatian mask from Monster Jam, replete with floppy ears.

No nose or mouth holes so it counts right?

I will also be lingering in the dog treats aisle comparing snacks until it's uncomfortable for anyone around me.

I will then check out, purchase a hot dog, and proceed to shimmy it through the left eye hole down towards my mouth, all the while staring at everyone else checking out.

If anyone confronts me I will bark at them, if advised to leave from the premises I will declare that I identify as a dalmatian and that they are discriminating against me, and give me your store manager's name so I can launch a civil rights infringement suit when I get back to my doghouse.

Woof woof motherfuckers.

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hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's go shopping together and find out!

I'll upgrade to a full Lycra dalmation suit to match the mask (can never be too careful with Corona Chan around every corner!) and then spend way too much time comparing dog treats.

They shut my business down so I've got all the time in the world right now anyway.

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hotdogsforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

You must be a star alliance member - quick, Lufthansa or Swiss biz cabin?

Missing my time in the air, hope we all get up there soon.

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hotdogsforsale 10 points ago +10 / -0

My toddler and I play superheros, so I own both a child-sized Batman and Captain America Mask that barely fit my head.

They're masks and they don't cover my mouth at all - think I can get away with it on my next costco run?

Oh dang they require mouth and nose covered - maybe I can wear them both, one upside down and one rightside up?

EDIT: Wifey advised me we also picked up a plastic Monster Mutt full face mask when we went to Monster Jam - gonna roll with that one, flop my ears around, and bark at any non-employee who questions me.

I will also try to eat a hotdog through the mask and stare at everyone in the checkout line.

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hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

The subway footlong was yours?

Definitely a snack to her, namechecksout

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hotdogsforsale 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lived near where a legit "Dr. Beer" practiced, always wanted them as my GP so I could bill my IPA's to healthcare but never panned out.

Would prefer my card to read "Dr. Deeze, Nuts Grove Medical Ctr"

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hotdogsforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. the WHO and UN pirating the US budget butthole

YARR

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hotdogsforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Ooooo!!! Oooooooo!!! Mr Kotter!!"

"Yes Horshacht?"

"Was it 2019's film flop, 'Bit'?"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8425034/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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hotdogsforsale 5 points ago +5 / -0

No some place in Denver called Platinum 84

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hotdogsforsale 7 points ago +7 / -0

archive.is never ever works for me, so if some other pede would kindly archive I'm sure we'd all appreciate it

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hotdogsforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently she was making more noise about the cops being there than the other moms, which is why she was arrested and they weren't.

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hotdogsforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0

He heard it from an anonymous source that is familiar with the subject's thinking - do you even media?

Why don't you start here -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-tWfEfP3MY

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hotdogsforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's only one way it can kill you -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqWclSOM6A

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hotdogsforsale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I zoom from my zorb though?

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hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK sure, just see all of the happy small business owners thanking Chase bank on their twatter

https://mobile.twitter.com/Chase/status/1251672402473476103

Are you a shill for Chase or for Ruth's Chris Steakhouse? Honest question.

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hotdogsforsale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds close to some good old fashioned simulacra-

Simulacra are copies that depict things that either had no original, or that no longer have an original. Simulation is the imitation of the operation of a real-world process or system over time.

Utterly confusing book, French 60's postmodern philosophy, but came to my mind on your observation.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation

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hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Q: Are we not men?

A: WE ARE DEVO

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hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Applied on 31MAR, called SBA on 07APR after not receiving any word from either them or my bank (Chase), they only advised to re-apply.

Still no word from SBA or my bank, convenient now that the funds are dried up, and have read here that it's a 3rd party entity that processes the requests - only Chuck Schumer (why) or the 3rd party can 'see' the applications, and that a good portion of the monies are actually going to shell companies Schumer controls. No idea on how legitimate that information is but that's what I've seen here.

I'm fucking livid that my business and family's livelihood has been put on complete standstill first by China, then by power hungry governors, then by the SBA and the bank who has been using my deposits for a decade and utterly FAILED to even contact me.

Chase bank apparently tossed 90% of EIDL/PPP applications aside, I'll be moving my remaining business funds away from them shortly, and both them and the SBA will be getting some berating calls over the next few days from me.

At least I'm in the position to steer millions of dollars of sales AWAY from China over the course of my business.

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