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human_centipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you're saying I need a FIFTH mask?

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human_centipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you go to the gym you support fat shaming.

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human_centipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Asian Delegation Chooses … the Wu-Tang Clan!

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human_centipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's an idea for an amendment to the constitution: ALL vote counting is manual

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human_centipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

No one ever expected WW3 to start between Canada and Australia over this.

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human_centipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kim grew up in Switzerland and then inherited Non-Korea from his father and grandfather. He might be nothing more than a puppet.

I am genuinely interested in why Kim and Donald didn't work out a deal.

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human_centipede 12 points ago +12 / -0

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?

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human_centipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Kay. Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even feed Japanese fish properly. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo. And I'm all, 'you've gotta be shittin' me!' But check this out man, judge should be like

[bangs fist on table]

'GUILTY!' Peace.

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human_centipede 2 points ago +3 / -1

A lot of the antifa are blackmailed into action.

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human_centipede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not just your every day "Oh, I saw a Ferrari on the highway" Ferrari.

Melania was a glorious Ferrari.

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human_centipede 23 points ago +23 / -0

Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time!

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human_centipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a warning.

brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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human_centipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idiocracy is a movie about the government actually improving the nation.

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho sought out the smartest people to fix the burrito fixins' crops.

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