So you're saying I need a FIFTH mask?
If you go to the gym you support fat shaming.
There are dozens of us!
There's hope for Canada after all.
The Asian Delegation Chooses … the Wu-Tang Clan!
"Technically correct" is the best kind of "correct"
Here's an idea for an amendment to the constitution: ALL vote counting is manual
No one ever expected WW3 to start between Canada and Australia over this.
Elliot does not look very happy.
Kim grew up in Switzerland and then inherited Non-Korea from his father and grandfather. He might be nothing more than a puppet.
I am genuinely interested in why Kim and Donald didn't work out a deal.
That dog was a sleeper put in to ruin the Biden administration
I would watch that movie.
Are the Irish?
My margarine has soy. Time to buy real butter.
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?
How does this sell more tires?
'Kay. Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even feed Japanese fish properly. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo. And I'm all, 'you've gotta be shittin' me!' But check this out man, judge should be like
[bangs fist on table]
'GUILTY!' Peace.
A lot of the antifa are blackmailed into action.
Not just your every day "Oh, I saw a Ferrari on the highway" Ferrari.
Melania was a glorious Ferrari.
Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time!
It's a warning.
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Idiocracy is a movie about the government actually improving the nation.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho sought out the smartest people to fix the burrito fixins' crops.
For those caffeine junkies among us, COFFEE HAS 3-4X THE CAFFEINE OF COLA
“A pimp's love is very different from that of a square.”
– Collins