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human_centipede 14 points ago +14 / -0

You rounded away millions of views like a Dominion machine. j/k.

More than 6 of every 100 folk have watched.

6.470588235 % to be more precise

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human_centipede 10 points ago +10 / -0

I canceled Netflix when they tried to Jack the rate for a third time in 2 years... the selection of movies had gotten stale. I'm not black therefore I'm not interested in "black voices", I'm not homosexual so I'm not interested in alphabet soup for the soul either.

Years ago I cancelled mine because of how the categorized movies. You could eliminate categories like SCI-FI or Action, but "LGBTQ+" was a category that simply couldn't be removed, and it was the ONLY category that couldnt be removed.

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human_centipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

MillionDollarDon2020 , can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?

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human_centipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only option is "up".

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human_centipede 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's racist. Black people can be anything.

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human_centipede 4 points ago +8 / -4

I'd wife the shit out of her if she wasn't insane.

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human_centipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

John Carpenter and Kurt Russell need to complete their "Escape From NY/LA" trilogy.

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human_centipede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Once you've been knocked the fuck out with my new GIZA cotton pillows, you'll never want to have your skull shattered again.

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human_centipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

She survived an octopus attack.

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human_centipede 11 points ago +12 / -1

I exercise daily, and sweat plenty. Not shaving my pits is NOT AN OPTION.

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human_centipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are many exceptions. Canada generates 60% of its electricity through hydro.

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human_centipede 19 points ago +19 / -0

I hope the anal test is peak covid.

After a certain point, I gotta think the tests are of our behavior: will we tolerate this?

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human_centipede 6 points ago +7 / -1

Then it got sued by some liberal panda loving FAGGOTS

You got that backwards. World Wrestling Federation tried to get the World Wildlife Fund to give up "WWF". They lost the case so bad they had to change their name to WWE. If they left the panda lovers alone, they'd likely still be "WWF".

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human_centipede 5 points ago +5 / -0

"You think Einstein walked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb-shits? Now you know why he built that bomb."

-Rita, Idiocracy

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human_centipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

They put VIN's everywhere inside a vehicle. Wouldn't it make sense to do that for guns too? Does grinding off this one number actually make the gun unidentifiable?

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human_centipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

If I had a Ferrari or Porsche, my bumper sticker would state "My other car is a Ford"

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human_centipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's also a song promoting the YMCA. It talks about cleaning yourself up & rebuilding. "you can hang out with all the boys" actually sounds like fun right now given the anti-social lockdown. This song has been a theme for gays for 40 years, but the lyrics aren't about gay sex.

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