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iamjohnwick 14 points ago +15 / -1

As someone who has personally stuck my dick in an extremely hot based crazy chick recently........don’t do it. Just don’t. Do not stick your dick in crazy. No matter their political leanings. I have paid dearly for it. You will too if you do.

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iamjohnwick 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s fucking big dick energy right there!!!

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iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep, or jackals, or hyenas...he is the king of the animal kingdom for a reason

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iamjohnwick 10 points ago +10 / -0

This 👆

It isn’t pretty

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iamjohnwick 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like the ham planet in the middle has pulled all of the rest of them into her orbit

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iamjohnwick 9 points ago +10 / -1

“Now stand right over there. Nooo, a little to the left.”

trap door to shark tank opens, Hans falls in

FUCK YOU HANS BRIX, YOU BUTTFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao, that’s awesome because I didn’t even plagiarize what I said. It’s through personal experience that I say this. Tolerances are a bit looser, which lends to more consistent action and movement. It surely isn’t a Salient 1911, but it is the best tool for its use of its kind imo.

You made an excellent choice. Now go put several hundred rounds down range ASAP and practice drawing daily and when you’re practicing remember the mantra “slow is smooth, smooth is fast”.

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iamjohnwick 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Glock 19 (compact 9mm) standard mag holds 15. The Glock 17 (full size 9mm) standard mag holds 17. The extended mag pictured though probably holds 17.

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iamjohnwick 5 points ago +5 / -0

You won’t be disappointed. I consider them the AK of the pistol world. You can send them through hell and they just work. Cycling happens 100% of the time, no matter what. You pull the trigger and it goes bang. Every time.

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iamjohnwick 1 point ago +1 / -0

My Glock 19 is my favorite handgun of all the ones I own. Fits my palm just right (that ridge on the grip fits just so nicely into the curve), and the sight picture just works for me. Tight double taps are almost effortless, and it’s concealable.

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iamjohnwick 7 points ago +7 / -0

In the 60’s a Polish mercenary named Rafal Ganowitz was asked what it was like to take a human life.

His response: “I wouldn’t know. I’ve only ever killed communists”

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iamjohnwick 19 points ago +19 / -0

Reminds me of:

“the beatings will continue until morale improves”

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iamjohnwick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cucks gonna cuck....

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iamjohnwick 1 point ago +1 / -0

You misspelled “9mm round”.....

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iamjohnwick 5 points ago +5 / -0

My sentiments exactly. The guy next to you points his laser and 2 seconds later gets shot in the face? I would never point a laser again after that....

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iamjohnwick 9 points ago +9 / -0

Redpills have a lifetime effect, but may not be an effective dose in one sitting. Sometimes a person has to consume several small redpills to feel the effects. Mine came in the form of a maximum strength suppository with the Podesta email dump from WikiLeaks back before the election. Needless to say I have been seeing clearly since that day lol

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iamjohnwick 3 points ago +3 / -0

This concept is spot on. Makes the Dems look totally pants-on-head retarded for it, but it true nonetheless....

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iamjohnwick 11 points ago +11 / -0

Seriously. You commit robbery and pistol whip the poor woman you’re robbing while it’s happening? Fuck you buddy.

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iamjohnwick 12 points ago +12 / -0

This 👆

Period!

by Creek
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iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am honestly so fucking disappointed in the direction they chose.......just sad

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iamjohnwick 26 points ago +26 / -0

Whinnie Mandela was famous for her “necklaces” (tires around your neck, doused in gasoline, then set on fire) which were even memorialized in a song......

The Mandela’s were the embodiment of everything wrong in the world. Fuck them both with a pineapple.......right in the ass

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