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iamjohnwick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please let it happen Christmas morning, like our forefathers crossing the Delaware.

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iamjohnwick 23 points ago +24 / -1

“All your base are belong to us”

Or so they say...

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iamjohnwick 21 points ago +22 / -1

And this is the crux of it.

Literally. “Oooh!! So many choices on this value menu! Better grab something before I get home and watch America’s Got Talent. Then I’m picking players in my Fantasy Fooball league for next weeks game. Busy evening.”

Until this changes, we are a placated population

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iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yesterday I was talking with my mom about what’s happening, and she looked at me like I was an alien, then told me I was brainwashed.

I asked her if thats what Lester Holt told her to say to people who question what’s happening lol.

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iamjohnwick 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hell yes we are! Standing down, but standing by at your orders Sir. We are with you to the end.

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iamjohnwick 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Let me guess.... White Devil white devil?”

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iamjohnwick 6 points ago +6 / -0

“BBBRRRRRRRTTTTTTT” - A10 Warthog

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iamjohnwick 34 points ago +34 / -0

A wizard doesn’t arrive early, and he doesn’t arrive late. He arrives exactly when he needs to.

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iamjohnwick 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Trump invokes the EO, @jack will be in federal custody by 1/20. No delete if so.

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iamjohnwick 31 points ago +33 / -2

Interesting. As it happens I have access to architects blueprints for many of social medias, and googles, data centers. In Minecraft.

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