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illiteregetimate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give this man a coat, pronto!

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illiteregetimate 8 points ago +8 / -0

Top meme in recent memory. Bravo!

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illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I guess that’s possible.

Watch for pedestrians and leave them the fuck alone and there won’t be no shit, 99.9% of the time.

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illiteregetimate 7 points ago +8 / -1

Absolutely.

I also chase cars of people who heckle or throw shit at me all the way to intersections only to watch them run lights to get away. I fold mirrors when cars don’t yield lanes. I’ve nearly pulled a 60 year old man out of a mid-life crisis brand new Corvette for rolling through a stop sign while I was clearly visible. I’ve told kids screaming obscenities that their parents should have aborted them. I have kicked probably a dozen peoples’ dogs square in their stupid faces for nipping and lunging at me. I was begging their owners to step up to get strangled by a 150-pound BJJ blue belt running 5:50 mile pace for an hour wearing nothing but shoes and 2-inch shorts, but even they hate their dogs, apparently, and stay quiet.

Running fucking sucks. Being very good at it changes nothing. The bullshit tolerance meter is always redlining at zero.

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illiteregetimate 13 points ago +13 / -0

It was posted here. Looks fake AF but you should look for yourself. These people are dumb, but they don’t publicly post semi-coherent political manifestos about rigging elections.

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illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be a shame if Steve from Minecraft was able to discover their profiles.

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illiteregetimate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uhhh dunno a think about this encounter but the dude with the flare gun is in serious legal trouble...

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illiteregetimate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Build a DIY license plate logger so you can sue anyone who fucks around next time.

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illiteregetimate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes sense.

Time to install Kamala.

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illiteregetimate 3 points ago +3 / -0

We’re all in this together.

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illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

We love our international ‘Pedes, don’t we folks? Tremendous.

Message me if you ever end up in the Pacific Northwest. You buy the ammo, I’ll dive down into the lake to search for one of my ARs.

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illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

I personally believe Trump will invoke some tenet of a national security power if the legal process fails. In the mean time the traitors are showing themselves.

Emigrate.

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illiteregetimate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah she’s speaking too quickly. Or so I’m told.

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illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit like this is why we can’t stop winning lmao

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illiteregetimate 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even worse she played the victim! We have it so hard. I have to hide now. Blah blah blah.

Maybe don’t be a fucking sociopath and people won’t take undue notice of you? But that’s incompatible with her programming, clearly.

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