Made obvious joke, cops came, stupidly talked to them, found reason to handcuff me, couldn't find crime, left, ruined Valentine's day.
Tried to get body cam footage, they refused, took forever to give me report, report was not thorough, nothing happened, I was sad, the end.
But this leads to there being no good cops at all... shouldn't we encourage good people to become cops instead?
This may be accurate.