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ippwndu 17 points ago +17 / -0

What a coincidence, every camera with a view of the drop point malfunctioned. /s

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ippwndu 11 points ago +12 / -1

Surely he does. If we’ve learned anything from Allstate commercials, it’s that black people are always smart and well insured, while white people are sad that they were too dumb to buy good insurance.

by pcutz
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ippwndu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco too...

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ippwndu 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is why they told us they didn’t put true black in UO.

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ippwndu 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've had people try and try to choke me out and nothing ever happened if the choke wasn't applied properly to begin with. But man, when it is, that black circle comes up on you fast.

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ippwndu 10 points ago +10 / -0

It takes about 5 seconds to pass out from that.

Source: I used to do judo.

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ippwndu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Poor bookcases can be just as smart as white bookcases.

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ippwndu 9 points ago +9 / -0

They figure that Google, Twitter, and Facebook will cover for them.

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ippwndu 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nice posture, dork.

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