I wonder how many spam reports it will take for MailChimp to automatically remove the White House account and what kinds of groveling they'll have to do after?

Too bad for them, Chuck Norris is impervious to cancel culture.

Also who in their right mind attacks Chuck Norris and expects to get out of that unscathed?

Generate fake names and fake emails.

Get VPN's.

Find their rooms.

Prank them hard.

And don't forget to wear a mask.

Just a quick reminder.

I know we all love going big but never neglect what's happening at home.

Good morning, fellow Patriots. I've had a whole night to sleep on yesterday's events, and one thing still stands out to me:

Why was every congressman's computer, including Nancy's, on and unlocked? This seems like a major security breach, regardless of protesters. Either that or we're going to find absolutely nothing on those hard drives.

Between that and just how the day played out, it's very interesting how confident they were that a million Trump supporters would cause them no harm. Sure they ducked out through the tunnels, but that is standard procedure. But they didn't board up windows, they didn't lock office doors, and some congressmen probably could have stayed behind to take selfies.

They know we are not intimidating, and yet they continue to label us as the most dangerous group in America. I'm just trying to make my art and not get in anyone's way. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

The whole thing seemed oddly convenient. And the building is still standing with minimal damage. Bizarre. I smell the media.

That being said my meme machine (Photoshop) is ready. Let me know what you need.

They apologized for the delay and said this isn't normally how they work. I reminded them we're in the "new normal" and I'll be warning my entire network about their very unprofessional timeframes.

Get a little fight in ya.

Nice.