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jcgearhart 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was wearing knit gloves and my table saw blade caught a frayed strand and pulled my thumb in for an awesome mutilation causing my thumb to bloom like flower. I cringed.

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jcgearhart 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm putting all three over my shoulder. Balls a-Swinging.

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jcgearhart 14 points ago +14 / -0

I was given a sharpie in Illinois.

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jcgearhart 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is Chris Coon's daughter. She is said to be one of the seven minors appearing on The Laptop from Hell.

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jcgearhart 5 points ago +5 / -0

In the background? Or on the bus?

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jcgearhart -1 points ago +1 / -2

I bet she is lovely down there.

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jcgearhart 1 point ago +1 / -0

His hair looks like something my dog just made.

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