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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

It takes real effort to fuck up Afghanistan so badly.

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jennyfrutex 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh no, whatever will I do without black lesbian James Bond?

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jennyfrutex 7 points ago +7 / -0

really really ridiculously good-looking

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jennyfrutex 24 points ago +24 / -0

I don't understand why "becoming a man" means she constantly has to make duck lips.

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's because there's an ancient Greek myth about a guy named Asclepius who saved some snakes that were by a road. In thanks, they licked his ears clean (ew, I know) so he could hear incredibly well, and he became a very skilled physician.

I'm probably paraphrasing terribly, but this is why there are snakes around it.

Not saying doctors can't be assholes. But this legend is thousands of years old, which means it's almost as old as Nancy Pelosi.

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

I sympathize. I'm so angry at these people. I know it's wrong to hate, but I really hate this woman and all her ilk. They're evil, disgusting people.

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jennyfrutex 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's got real potential as a comedy.

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂😂 they've fallen a long way from Hugh Jackman's bulging muscles

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jennyfrutex 4 points ago +4 / -0

She can put on all the makeup she wants, take care of her hair, use fancy skincare, wear high-end fashion from any designer willing to make stuff for her. But there's no way she's not in physical pain due to the stress all that weight is putting on her joints. She's not fooling anyone with a brain and a basic understanding of the relationship between mass and gravitational pull.

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jennyfrutex 4 points ago +4 / -0

This gave me the laugh I needed today. Thank you.

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think about the level of evil in a family that hides so much abuse. Think about how many people have been victimized, and how many have been cowed into silence.

I pray someone, or more than one, has the courage to step forward.

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jennyfrutex 13 points ago +13 / -0

I wouldn't have even thought about that, but she's right. The subways have always been filthy, and it's not like they're well-ventilated.

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jennyfrutex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait, wait, wait. Next you'll be telling me Islam was founded by a pedophile!

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plot twist: most of these teachers can't teach basic 5th grade math.

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jennyfrutex 7 points ago +7 / -0

I miss the old days, when teachers were actual authority figures and children were still learning respect and manners at home.

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any teacher who does this should be fired immediately. This is inappropriate and a desperate cry for attention. These are the kind of teachers who have affairs with students.

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see little flags of Brazil and Spain, which makes me think this is a Spanish classroom (although Brazil speaks Portuguese, so maybe I'm wrong). Which means the teacher is almost certainly a liberal who wants open borders.

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jennyfrutex 5 points ago +5 / -0

BLM would shoot that little girl in front of her virtue-signaling mother and wouldn't even bat an eyelash.

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Outstanding. Yes, MTG.

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you know when a Democrat is lying?

Trick question, they always are.

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tourists and residents? Jeez. Hope the Swiss Guard families can live out in Rome.

Another bad, bad call by Francis the Communist.

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jennyfrutex 5 points ago +5 / -0

He just thinks it's all a racial jungle anyway. He hadn't yet met Barack Obama, the only "clean" black man Biden ever saw.

It's important to remember that even when Biden could put a sentence together, he was an absolute asshole with no principles.

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