It takes real effort to fuck up Afghanistan so badly.

Now, now. Let's be fair. Male prisoners get raped too.

Oh no, whatever will I do without black lesbian James Bond?

really really ridiculously good-looking

I don't understand why "becoming a man" means she constantly has to make duck lips.

Sounds Mostly Peaceful™.

It's because there's an ancient Greek myth about a guy named Asclepius who saved some snakes that were by a road. In thanks, they licked his ears clean (ew, I know) so he could hear incredibly well, and he became a very skilled physician.

I'm probably paraphrasing terribly, but this is why there are snakes around it.

Not saying doctors can't be assholes. But this legend is thousands of years old, which means it's almost as old as Nancy Pelosi.

I sympathize. I'm so angry at these people. I know it's wrong to hate, but I really hate this woman and all her ilk. They're evil, disgusting people.

It's got real potential as a comedy.

😂😂😂😂 they've fallen a long way from Hugh Jackman's bulging muscles

She can put on all the makeup she wants, take care of her hair, use fancy skincare, wear high-end fashion from any designer willing to make stuff for her. But there's no way she's not in physical pain due to the stress all that weight is putting on her joints. She's not fooling anyone with a brain and a basic understanding of the relationship between mass and gravitational pull.

This gave me the laugh I needed today. Thank you.

Think about the level of evil in a family that hides so much abuse. Think about how many people have been victimized, and how many have been cowed into silence.

I pray someone, or more than one, has the courage to step forward.

I wouldn't have even thought about that, but she's right. The subways have always been filthy, and it's not like they're well-ventilated.

Wait, wait, wait. Next you'll be telling me Islam was founded by a pedophile!

Plot twist: most of these teachers can't teach basic 5th grade math.

I miss the old days, when teachers were actual authority figures and children were still learning respect and manners at home.

Any teacher who does this should be fired immediately. This is inappropriate and a desperate cry for attention. These are the kind of teachers who have affairs with students.

Blessings upon that kid.

I see little flags of Brazil and Spain, which makes me think this is a Spanish classroom (although Brazil speaks Portuguese, so maybe I'm wrong). Which means the teacher is almost certainly a liberal who wants open borders.

BLM would shoot that little girl in front of her virtue-signaling mother and wouldn't even bat an eyelash.

Outstanding. Yes, MTG.

How do you know when a Democrat is lying?

Trick question, they always are.

Tourists and residents? Jeez. Hope the Swiss Guard families can live out in Rome.

Another bad, bad call by Francis the Communist.

He just thinks it's all a racial jungle anyway. He hadn't yet met Barack Obama, the only "clean" black man Biden ever saw.

It's important to remember that even when Biden could put a sentence together, he was an absolute asshole with no principles.