It reminds me of Dante's Inferno. When he wrote it, a couple of terrible assholes were still alive. So his explanation was that some people are so evil, their souls get sucked into hell early, and demons inhabit their living bodies while their souls burn.
Look deep into Schumer's eyes, and tell me Dante wasn't right.
She's the type who thinks "if I live in a big city and don't own a car, that doesn't affect me." Probably doesn't occur to her that fuel prices affect flight costs and public transportation, too. Womp womp.
I saw a post a while ago from the fatlogic subreddit where someone was talking about well-meaning busybodies asking him, Why do you ride a motorcycle? don't you know how dangerous it is? -- and his response was, your obesity is more likely to kill you than my motorcycle is to kill me.
It's LGBTQAAIP22NKH5KD97B%JDH*&HT#, bigot.
"You see, little 14-year-old, Hunter Biden probably just really needed to fuck someone. So don't complain."
Same logic.
And deports them all back to DC. By catapult.
If Nancy Pelosi gets slimed, I'll watch.
So Disney's fine with filming in genocidal China near concentration camps because "mountains are pretty," but a woman pointing out the danger of hatred destroying political discourse is just Way Too Much. Got it.
She tweets truth.
For years, abortion advocates have claimed that pre-born humans are not people, so abortion is fine. It's not exaggeration to say that abortionists use Nazi logic.
The Holocaust wasn't just caused by one guy doing evil. It was millions of people doing evil because they were too cowardly to push back against the mob.
Bury your face in sand and suffocate. Or else you're a murderer.
Why doesn't she wear three masks? That's even better. Is she TRYING to kill someone?
AYYY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shooting up faster than Hunter Biden's latest hooker.
Yep, this. Whoever's tasked with checking mail will probably see so many and start putting them all in a box, then say, Hey, sir, we got eighty million postcards, wanna see them?
This has now solved racism. Everyone go home.
The halftime show isn't remotely worth watching anymore. Old-school, loyal NFL fans have zero interest in an untalented, effeminate drug addict like The Weeknd, which is one of the stupidest names ever put onstage.
David Hogg looks like a serial killer.
Hmm. This sounds legit.
I'm doing my part! I literally don't even know who's playing.
Aloha snackbar? Sounds about right.
Rolling Stone is an absolute joke. Their only thing worth reading is the piece detailing their many, many mistakes that led to the libelous trash article "A Rape on Campus" getting published. And that was written due to the independent auditors who had to come in and review the whole mess.
What a lovely, gracious message.