Cool Ranch are the best Doritos and I will hear no arguments.
Stay tuned for updates on which flavor Doritos.
Too late. I bet a lot of us are realizing that life without facebook is totally fine. Better, even.
Why should Melania be gracious to a fake doctor who's actively committing elder abuse and doesn't care about incest and child abuse happening in her husband's family?
Situations like this make me think of CeauΘescu. Spoilers: the military eventually just says No.
Democrats still think we give a flying flip about celebrity opinions? Didn't anyone explain to them that celebs have been trashing and slandering us for five solid years now? We've long since established that we don't care.
why would you ever have that on your wall???????
I'd say he deserves the Nobel Prize, but we all know how those have been devalued thanks to Obama winning one just for walking, talking, and shitting.
Maybe when she lays her hand on the Bible for the oath, she'll burst into flames.
BLM killed at least 17 people and caused hundreds of millions of dollars of damage to private citizens, but the Capitol protesters might have broken two windows and waved flags and sang the national anthem.
It's true. They're very different.
The Democrats truly are the party of hate. They hate us. Some of them are LARPers, keyboard warriors. But there are plenty of real hate-zealots who would happily see us all killed.
They've completely abandoned The Rest Of The Story.
This is a good start.
Absolutely yes. Imagine if he were running for anything at all, again. He's absolutely the kind of person who would flaunt his entire record. "Even got impeached a record number of times, ladies and gentlemen. No one's better than me. I do EVERYTHING big." He could say that in a rally, and we'd cheer like crazy.
Democrats have already proven that they don't care if a conservative woman dies in the Capitol building.
ooh, thanks for the heads-up!
Eeergh. It looks like her face is melting.
Well, our president has spoken. Pence is a pussy. Let's acknowledge it daily.
Yeah, that's the only thing I've been able to dig up.
Many thanks to LBJ, deeply racist Democrat, for really amping up the nanny state that has facilitated this slide into degeneracy.
I just finished reading The Hunt for Red October. After a glorious career, Captain Ramius, who loathed the Soviet Union, finally decided he was done pretending. He gathered a tight band of loyalists, sent a "fuck you" letter to the Soviet party, and snuck across the Atlantic to deliver the United States a billion-dollar sub, the pride of the Soviet fleet.
Sometimes, subterfuge is the way to go.
"Fight Pedophilia And Prostitution!"
And then dare them to make the connection.
I had long considered deleting facebook, but dragged my heels. Turns out, it's a lot easier than I'd thought. All my professional contacts are on Linkedin anyway, and anyone I really care enough to keep in contact with, I have email and phone.
No regrets. Life after facebook is like life before facebook: better than life with facebook.