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jerryriggs1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck that weak-spined, faggot-assed, two-faced SWAMP TURD!

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jerryriggs1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. They busted in at 0900 and took all the pudding and cereal they had. They had a big ice cream party and stole all of the CIA panties. Then they all shit in the toilet tanks and left.

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jerryriggs1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cucked autocorrect got me. I know, but thanks.

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jerryriggs1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tune in Wednesday. Same bat time, same bat channel to find out what happens next. [Cue Batman Music]

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jerryriggs1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would rather him show up to the inauguration on horseback with a Gadsden flag. He would then alight his horse, spear Biden with the flag staff, turn around, pull down his pants, and start zapping the opposition with lightning bolts from his arse. My Country T'is of Thee would play as jets fly over with red, white, and blue contrails. Fireworks, confetti, and champagne for all.

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jerryriggs1 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is he armed with farts and cheeseburders?

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jerryriggs1 22 points ago +22 / -0

What's the newest flavor being passed around? Asking for a friend.

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jerryriggs1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please continue. Position in what?

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jerryriggs1 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's hairs on my nutshell. MAGA.

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jerryriggs1 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is for when the Chinese troops move in.

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jerryriggs1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Analog- reel to reel tape.

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jerryriggs1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they hear him shit himself again?

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