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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember, stay in your homes, protect your property. We are not going to counter-attack, form mobs, or launch an invasion of Portland. We are going to protect our own homes and our own families.

If things get really bad, you may want to flee the cities for a while.

Don't even reach for your gun unless you are prepared to spend a long time in prison. And if you do need to reach for your gun, keep shooting until the threat is eliminated.

Peace through strength.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gay sex is an oxymoron too. One day we will awake from this stupor.

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jgardner 7 points ago +7 / -0

If I show up to the inauguration and they try to block me, I will not be happy.

I get agitated and upset in the presence of people trying to infringe on my God-given rights. I don't know why exactly, but I warn Marxists for their own safety.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

The hardest part of his job is trying to speak without the Chinese accent.

by Creek
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jgardner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Go plays a little differently when AR-15s are involved.

Soon.

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jgardner 5 points ago +5 / -0

If your plan is to call the police, your plan is stupid. Police will take a statement and call the morgue for you, but enough people know better than to talk to the police so they end up just disposing corpses. And making the occasional arrest when it's in their own interest.

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do Democrats have to run as Republicans?

You'd think Republicans would get it and run as actual conservatives, and then govern like it.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, libtards, you lost. Go home. Reconsider your ways. Repent.

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jgardner 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need mandatory competency and drug tests for all members of congress. If your IQ is not at least 85, you can't run.

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jgardner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Conservatives treat children as the only reason to exist.

Liberals treat them like props.

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that shadowy hand has no idea how America thinks. It's literally retarded.

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

The light shines through the skin.

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jgardner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do we finally have a conservative majority? Which snake will reveal itself next?

And when will a republican house start impeaching judges who can't be bothered to read the constitution at least once in their life?

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hurr durr... but the senate elected the emperors, so DEMOCRACY.

CHECKMATE, FACSIST!

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jgardner 3 points ago +6 / -3

Not every Jew is a corrupt politician, but most of the corrupt politicians are.

Weird?

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jgardner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, if President Trump were firing and prosecuting people every day, and the news was reporting it, even I would watch it.

He could totally make a PPV channel and make billions. We WANT to see the bodies hanging. Treason is no joke.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

This post by Nigel is not sarcasm.

But yes, Britain is a country defined by sarcasm. It's not a coping mechanism, it is a strategy.

The EU really screwed up letting them in. That's why Germans hate the Brits. The Brits look at Germany and say, "Are you for real?" And the Germans are like, "Yeah." And the Brits are like, "Bloody hell! They're for real, mate! Get a load of this!"

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes sense.

Whelp, I'm just going to go kill myself to make more room for Africans.

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jgardner 0 points ago +1 / -1

I learned everything I know from CNN. And college.

MY BODY MY CHOICE!!! And my brain is part of my body, so I get to choose where I put it.

You must be some sort of racist. Go back to America, you fascist pig!

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