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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell yeah they are. They’ll be gunning for FL here real shortly what with all their evil Super Bowls, low covid numbers, soaring home prices, rep gov, and small businesses being able to survive. Better knock them down a peg!

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

-My new job pays $15 hour now!

-How many hours a week do you get?

-2...

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well - one term and all. Most presidents get two which is almost a decade of aging.

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based on the millions that have been vaccinated already, if that number were accurate it would be a world-level crisis. They'd yank it immediately.

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jimboonie 2 points ago +2 / -0

So we hate DeSantis now, too? Hard to keep up with you guys. Nobody - not even Trump - has an immaculate decision-making record in politics. Truth is, in politics you have to learn how to balance and give and take without totally selling your soul. It’s the art oft the deal. You can’t just walk through the halls swinging your flaming sword asking everyone to bow down.

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jimboonie 10 points ago +10 / -0

The other day I was looking at an old photo album from '83 where I was at an airshow watching the Thunderbirds with a USA sun-visor and an American flag tank-top on. Everyone else was dressed similarly. Sad to think that these people could be labeled terrorists now because they love their country.

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a whole lot of carbon dioxide you'll be sucking in. Massive headaches at the end of the day for you.

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jimboonie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sucks that this will only be in FL. I mean - good for FL, though. I have a feeling Ron and Trump are going to turn FL into their own idealized little USA.

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jimboonie 3 points ago +3 / -0

We know quite a few people that have taken Moderna and, save for feeling sick after the booster for a day, all are fine. Most of the weird shit seems to be with Pfizer - so far. We are going to have a huge round of boosters coming up here in a week or so. I think we'll really be able to tell what's up with Moderna after that.

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any moment now....any...moment...😢

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jimboonie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Give a Tesla phone with a Tesla battery that lasts more than 2 hours. I’ll dump Gmail for Tmail right now.

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can smell his Drakkar Noir through the pic...

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jimboonie 69 points ago +71 / -2

That’s what the vaccine is for.

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got it. So if you own an original DVD/VHS with Trump you can now sell it for $10,000.00. Thanks!

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now they have to remove Bill Cosby from all the Cosby Shows. Damn I’d hate to be that intern.

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Say enough crazy things and you're bound to get one of them right.

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